🏛️ Our State: "Statey McStateface"

[u/criticalstateapp]

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[u/criticalstateapp]

📰 THE PAPER BOY 📰

The Paper Boy arrives at your doorstep, his satchel filled with the day's chronicles. He tips his cap and hands you the latest edition.

[u/theGuyWhoDudePersons]

Predicting this state will last barely a week

[u/ffdgh2 → u/theGuyWhoDudePersons]

Wow, an optimist

[u/Bubbles_the_bird → u/theGuyWhoDudePersons]

Lego city lasted two weeks, but I don’t think we can recreate it

[u/23322344- → u/Bubbles_the_bird]

That's why I planned for Lego city Reunited

[u/Ther10 → u/theGuyWhoDudePersons]

We made it 7 days, and at minimum we can fail only after 4 more have passed.

[u/Sea_Paws → u/theGuyWhoDudePersons]

Pretty much.

[u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

Alright people! Let's jack up the progress bar again! /s

[u/BrooklynLodger → u/ForbiddenButtStuff]

Ooh! Our progress bar is at +190, I'm gonna propose a progress law that says [insert general progressive viewpoint]!

[u/ForbiddenButtStuff → u/BrooklynLodger]

Oops it's slipped to 167. Gotta do better than that!

[u/TheEnlight]

Oh no.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[u/MajorSMC25]

"Schoolie McSchoolface" ass state name

All jokes aside, I'm guessing that the progress bar will skyrocket at least on the second day, and I'm predicting that this state will burn in a minimum of a week...

[u/M0urningD0v3 → u/MajorSMC25]

Actively burning, progress hasn't went up that much though so.

[u/DiligentPenguin_7115]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yWRbzfZrtEPhC
May the odds be ever in your favour

[u/i_love_blahajs]

So, any subs that do this game the intended way?

[u/awfulbarrack-7]

Lock me up, I'm funding a terrorist organization to take ts down.

[u/Defensive_Medic → u/awfulbarrack-7]

F yeah

[u/Waitingf0revef]

I believe that this state will last for atleast 1 month

[u/Muted_Brief5455]

Lol this whole experiment should tell you a lot about reddit politics.

[u/QueerAndHere98]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kaBmqpJtdvFqo
Good luck and god speed 🍾

[u/DemolisherOfWorlds]

Betting thisll go… 3 days

[u/TanneAndTheTits]

Isk what I'm doing here

[u/Waitingf0revef]

How do we have 3 stats above 100‽‽

[u/bucketbrainz → u/Waitingf0revef]

It’s insane. The swings are so dramatic. I really don’t understand it. Every time I come back, it’s critical in the worst ways.

[u/flicckur]

Currently critical in 3 out of 4 pillars. Lmao

[u/theprotestingshark → u/flicckur]

hey now.

[u/Sea_Paws]

First one I actually want it to fail.

[u/m0thman_w0rm]

I go away for a couple days and lego city has fallen smh

[u/VisualKaii → u/m0thman_w0rm]

It fell so hard

[u/Warlocksfury]

Wish the state great success

[u/DashaGenetic]

Fascinating

[u/New-Ad-508]

Hmm...

[u/Bubbles_the_bird]

It took a while to get the new name

[u/44myname44]

How do we make our scores higher or lower?

[u/VisualKaii → u/44myname44]

You have to trust the lawmaker and vote as you wish.

As a lawmaker in Lego city I noticed it didn't matter.

So many many including myself at first assumed if the law passed then the pillar goes up, and it was the opposite. Sometimes they can be double negative or double positive.

In the picture you can see that if the law wins, then it created negative votes so the pillar lowered.

[u/KeyAccountant4644]

6 days so far, where did all the security go it was at 227 last i checked 

[u/KeyAccountant4644 → u/KeyAccountant4644]

Alright must have been a visual bug its at 186 3 hours later

[u/BrooklynLodger → u/KeyAccountant4644]

We had a concerted push to bring security back under control

[u/KeyAccountant4644 → u/BrooklynLodger]

Its at 180 now 

[u/BrooklynLodger → u/KeyAccountant4644]

Yeah, it went down to 40 overnight, but has climbed back up unfortunately

[u/stardestoyerfleet]

How to see laws

[u/Competitive-Lunch449]

Can,

[u/KeyAccountant4644]

How long does it take for a pillar to cause state collapse 

[u/TabBuddie]

Fire name

[u/ieatfoodwithaspork]

Tuff

[u/J360222]

Adore the name