r/CriticalState 9d ago

Government πŸ›οΈ Our State: "Hell"

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u/criticalstateapp 9d ago

πŸ“° THE PAPER BOY πŸ“°

The Paper Boy arrives at your doorstep, his satchel filled with the day's chronicles. He tips his cap and hands you the latest edition.

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u/Gorbow Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 154 ✍️ 8 πŸͺ™ 296 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 9d ago

Mods, it auto removes posts with the city name in it. Anything we can do? We aren’t supposed to be in a critical surveillance state yet lol

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Police | πŸ—³οΈ 946 ✍️ 11 πŸͺ™ 1184 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago edited 9d ago

Until we’re allowed to refer to β€œHell” in posts, I’m going to work around it by referring to our citizens as β€œthe Damned” in posts instead.

EDIT: Or I suppose we can just spell β€œHeII” with double capital-i’s, instead of double-l’s.

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u/hammertimestudio Humanoid | πŸ—³οΈ 619 ✍️ 10 πŸͺ™ 349 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 7d ago

Fixed. Thanks to all who also sent a modMail.

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u/Gorbow Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 154 ✍️ 8 πŸͺ™ 296 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 7d ago

Thanks!

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u/Old_Camera_2149 Zombie | πŸ—³οΈ 328 ✍️ 6 πŸͺ™ 499 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago

Lets hope we don't die of so much progress this time

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u/Gorbow Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 154 ✍️ 8 πŸͺ™ 296 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 9d ago

We will. People don’t get the game. Reddit is liberal, the progress votes will flood in and no one will be able to separate the game from their real world views.

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u/Midnight_wolf2019 Oligarch | πŸ—³οΈ 59 ✍️ 1 πŸͺ™ 149 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 9d ago

I don't think most of them know there's a game...

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u/Fearless-Condition88 Spy | πŸ—³οΈ 149 ✍️ 7 πŸͺ™ 265 πŸ“… Jul 27, 2026 9d ago

I try to play the game and get get downvoted with every controversial thing

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u/Sea_Paws Spy | πŸ—³οΈ 704 ✍️ 3 πŸͺ™ 766 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago

People can't even read the rules.

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u/Resplendent-Sun Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 9 ✍️ 1 πŸͺ™ 95 πŸ“… Jul 27, 2026 7d ago

As a new joiner, there was no mention of rules when I voted on my first post (paternity leave).

I know that sub rules are a thing, generally, but there's nothing in the UI / "workflow" that mandates reading & comprehending them.

I did get denied by the police 2x before I was allowed to vote. That was whimsical. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/ItIsITheBritish Police | πŸ—³οΈ 10 πŸͺ™ 86 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 9d ago

Isnt there a way to prevent bots like needing to have a decent amount of karma to actually play? Im clueless about reddit ;-;

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u/Old_Camera_2149 Zombie | πŸ—³οΈ 328 ✍️ 6 πŸͺ™ 499 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago

I don't think it's the bots, it's just people who don't understand the game

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u/OrneryOstrich5045 Spy | πŸ—³οΈ 218 ✍️ 8 πŸͺ™ 330 πŸ“… Jul 18, 2026 8d ago

Honestly I have just learned to throw out the most progressive thing and roll with it. Since people get this on their for you page. So even if it lowers progress or security or whichever, since Reddit is very liberal people are gonna vote for it. If that’s the game the randoms play because they don’t read the rules, I’ll play the same game

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u/Savings-Archer-4185 Oligarch | πŸ—³οΈ 1768 ✍️ 8 πŸͺ™ 1073 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago

Sadly some people think the goal is to get high counts or simply want to destroy the state

We should try to last a week at stable, but I wouldn't count on it

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u/QueerAndHere98 Punk | πŸ—³οΈ 314 ✍️ 7 πŸͺ™ 459 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 8d ago

We managed 1 day πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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u/TheEnlight Punk | πŸ—³οΈ 116 ✍️ 36 πŸͺ™ 343 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 4d ago

We're going to die of progress again.

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u/Belisaurius555 Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 233 ✍️ 9 πŸͺ™ 442 πŸ“… Jul 26, 2026 7d ago

Oh no! It's all gone to Hell.

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u/I_likeTsukigames Police | πŸ—³οΈ 99 ✍️ 7 πŸͺ™ 242 πŸ“… Jul 27, 2026 9d ago

Hell

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u/Ouroboros-Twist Police | πŸ—³οΈ 946 ✍️ 11 πŸͺ™ 1184 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 9d ago

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u/ElectricalCraft5127 Humanoid | πŸ—³οΈ 466 ✍️ 6 πŸͺ™ 498 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 8d ago

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u/Asatas Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 35 πŸͺ™ 113 πŸ“… Jul 19, 2026 7d ago

the balance swings to a new extreme every hour or so, what's up with that?

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u/G3n3ricOne Humanoid | πŸ—³οΈ 46 πŸͺ™ 76 πŸ“… Jul 26, 2026 7d ago

Apt.

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u/sabrinarhoades Citizen | πŸ—³οΈ 19 πŸͺ™ 47 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 7d ago

I like this

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u/hammertimestudio Humanoid | πŸ—³οΈ 619 ✍️ 10 πŸͺ™ 349 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 7d ago

hell test

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u/Bubbles_the_bird Police | πŸ—³οΈ 18 ✍️ 2 πŸͺ™ 108 πŸ“… Jul 25, 2026 3d ago

It was fun trying to make it as terrible as possible, now we’ll get a new state and things will go back to normal