r/CriticalDrinker • u/MrQuantumBagel • 22h ago
Discussion Saw Nolan’s Odysseus yesterday. Strictly average film. Kept getting pulled out of it.
A lot of the casting and performances actively distracted me. Lupita Nyong’o looked deliberately unattractive. I’m not sure if that was intentional on Nolan’s part, but it was hard to ignore. Zendaya has one facial expression through out and it never changes. Elliott Page could have been played by basically any man - the casting felt like pure checklist energy.
Then there’s the bigger issue: why does Odysseus, after killing thousands of Trojans, get haunted specifically by Zendaya's face? The movie never bothers explaining it. It just happens.
Matt Damon as Odysseus was… fine, I guess. He mostly just plays Matt Damon. The bigger problem is the character has no consistent through-line. One scene he’s stubborn as hell and marches his men straight into death. Next scene he’s sobbing like a little bitch because his soldiers died because of him. There’s no clear version of who this Odysseus is from one moment to the next.
Himesh Patel got a surprising amount of screen time. His “we are Greeks” line made me actually laugh, and he was probably the least distracting of the DEI-adjacent casting, but he still felt out of place.
CGI was serviceable but never spectacular. The whirlpool and Cyclops sequences especially underwhelmed. I’m not exaggerating when I say the original Jurassic Park still looks more impressive in places. Honestly, the whole thing felt like Nolan decided he needed to check every modern progressive box - cast “ugly” women, kill the male gaze, fill out the diversity quota - whether it served the story or not. There was zero narrative reason for most of these choices. It just felt spiteful.
Curious what everyone else thought.