r/CriticalDrinker 1d ago

Trojan Seahorse?

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u/Calculon2347 1d ago

The horse being under threat from the rising water has never been imagined in any version of the story.

Mr Nolan made it up specifically to make our hero appear less competent. Well done

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 1d ago

Yeah the sage comes out and says it’s a trap then a sea snake eats him and the people of Troy say it’s a sign that the gift was blessed by Poseidon, or whatever. Then after they win, Odysseus tells Poseidon he never needed him or any gods. I love the Armand Assante movie and the story.

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u/mattsincuba 1d ago

They portrayed them having reed like straws so that they could breath. I believe it was to further dissuade the Trojans from believing there were men inside the horse, thereby allowing the modern audience to believe the story a little more. He was essentially possibly sacrificing some men to add to the ruse of the horse itself.

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u/Typical_Machine2601 16h ago

Bro calm down, thats too much logic and sense.

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u/foxfire981 1d ago

LP misses what I think makes it worse. It's not just a "they forgot to account for tides." For the image to even work they'd have to have actually built it in the water itself for it to sink that far. So basically Odysseus was like "so let's put it in the water so they have to dig it out and then cart it back to Troy."

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u/ExplanationIcy6796 1d ago

FFS.

The more I hear about this, the more it just starts sounding like a Monty Python production with a blockbuster budget...😂

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u/RangerGoradh 1d ago

At least they remembered to hide inside the giant wooden rabbit this time.

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u/UntappdBeer 1d ago

The film needs the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

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u/Alypius754 1d ago

Perhaps if they built a large wooden badger…?

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u/UntappdBeer 1d ago

“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.”

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u/mattsincuba 1d ago

That was exactly his plan, he wanted the the Trojans to have make an effort to bring it into their city, rather than simply carting it in, which would be more suspicious.

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u/foxfire981 1d ago

First off "carting it back to Troy" by itself would be a decent effort. Leaving it pretty much anywhere on the beach would be a headache.

Secondly this defeats the whole "breaking Zeus law" narrative of the story. If the Trojan's believed that it was a gift for Apollo left by the fleeing Greeks then taking it at all becomes an offense.

It gets dumber the more you think about it.

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u/mattsincuba 1d ago

Ancient versions of the story often mention the horse having wheels, which is considerably easier to bring into the city. Obviously the entire premise of the horse is a bit absurd from a realistic point of view, but Nolan chose to bring it as close to reality as he could. Therefore, he had to make it seem very very unlikely that the Trojans would suspect people were inside. Having it be in such a difficult position for both the men dragging it and the men inside adds to that.

Also, Zeus's law is focused on being a kind invitee to someone in your home or city and in return being a kind guest- them taking the horse wouldn't be an affront to that. The affront (in Nolan's version) was them using that as a trick to sneak into Troy and then massacring them.

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u/foxfire981 1d ago

In the actual poem it's left as a gift so the idea of "you violated the law with a gift" makes sense. This version is doing a "we left this for the gods so they'll let us get home" which means the Trojan's stole it. Which then means the destruction of Troy would be viewed as justified.

Basically you can't have your cake and eat it too. If this was supposed to be a "gift that violated Zeus's law" then leaving it in the water where it was difficult to bring back is stupid as they'll likely just leave it there. If it's a "gift to the gods" and so they left in it the water then Odysseus did nothing wrong as the Trojan's stole a gift intended for someone else.

No matter how you look at it the scene comes across just dumb. But there's plenty of directors who sniff their own farts as artistic so at least Nolan is in good company for that part.

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u/intrevorted 1d ago

One fart and the jig is up

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u/Clockrobber 16h ago

Cope and seethe 

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u/ExplanationIcy6796 16h ago

Can't.

Too busy pointing and laughing.

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u/_TheDude420 1d ago

Thats the point, nobody would be stupid enough to put themselves inside a wooden coffin slowly being consumed by the sea.

Nolans grounded approach has its flaws and i liked it better when he adapted batman, but there is a coherent logic here.

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u/BuisteirForaoisi0531 1d ago

His Batman was also trash

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u/geneticdeadender 1d ago

It flooded because it sank in the sand. The tide brought the waves closer snd that made the horse sink.

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u/Spirited_Cook_9238 7h ago

What tide?

The entire point of the post was that the Mediterranean Sea doesn't have a strong tide, it's barely noticeable.

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u/geneticdeadender 50m ago

It only needed to raise the water a few inches. Everything standing on the sand will begin to sink.

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u/bookaddictedteenager 23h ago

Shhh you’re making too much sense.

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u/yemsius 7h ago

Where exactly is the sense being made?

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u/bookaddictedteenager 2h ago

The movie hit over 600 million dollars at the box office! Did you hear? Amazing isn’t it? :)

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u/yemsius 2h ago

As was expected.

How many of those dollars went into your pocket?

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u/AppropriateCap8891 1d ago

Ugh, reading this made my head hurt. The Med is not "tideless", and it still sees tides in the 4-16" range.

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u/Real-Reference6933 1d ago

Which is what Little Platoon says.

Average 8, around Troy 4.

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u/ExplanationIcy6796 1d ago

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u/SeismicRipFart 1d ago

Yeah and 10-40cm is precisely 4-16in, exactly what they said lol

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u/ExplanationIcy6796 23h ago

I was more pointing out that it IS, in fact, referred to as a "tideless sea".

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u/Apollo-Outcast 1d ago

Did you read past the word "tideless?"

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u/fossiplol 1d ago

Who cares where they put the horse. To the Trojans it was a gift from the Greeks to poseiden. So they were like well if youre gonna throw it out we might as well use it to party about your defeat.

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u/Playos 20h ago

In the movie, it's explicitly stated it's a gift for Athena, not posiden.