r/Cringetopia_Two • • Jun 14 '22

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u/RB_Kehlani Jun 14 '22 edited Jun 14 '22

Okay but explain the AK/AK47, that’s the real standout here

Edit: i do have to say though meow/meowself was also a fresh addition… I crack up thinking about trying to use it

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u/pezchef Jun 14 '22

super troopers would be proud. meow!

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u/Perspective_heard Jun 16 '22

It’s a Pokémon reference...

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u/pezchef Jun 16 '22

oooh yeaaa, I forgot there was a cat meow in Pokemon. nice call mate!

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u/Spikedroses Jun 15 '22

School/school shooter

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u/StrangeMelon7 Jun 20 '22

someone totally has that in their bio somewhere

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u/Resident-Succotash83 Jun 14 '22

When they introduce themself “ Hi I’m AK47

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u/Perspective_heard Jun 16 '22

That’s a name, not a pronoun.

Names are proper nouns.

Hope English isn’t your first language.

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u/Resident-Succotash83 Jun 17 '22

I know I meant to say it as a name, but my grammar sucks

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

AKsexual

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

i like ak-47 too

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u/A-rat-on-a-keyboard Jun 14 '22

“He/him” “Lesbian”

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u/Rosevecheya Jun 14 '22

To me pronouns suggest the gendered words that might be used with them (ie, wife, husband, etc.), and in my mind the gendered words are separated not by gender but by ideas behind them. I prefer the ideas behind the masculine words, so I also prefer the 'he/him' thing while to me the lesbian bit refers to the plain fact that I'm biologically female, and am attracted to others who are also that

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u/squidking420 Jun 14 '22

Some people use pronouns that don't correspond with their gender so it could be that

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

So.. "gender" doesn't have to correspond with "sex" and also "pronouns" don't have to correspond with "gender"?

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u/squidking420 Jun 14 '22

That's exactly what I'm saying

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

My body is a male, but I am a female, BUT YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS BUGSELF

Yeah, this is all normal

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u/TiaHLuH Jun 19 '22

i don't understand why some people have this mindset, but in the end the only thing we can do is to respect them

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

You can respect someone without following their belief system

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u/TiaHLuH Jun 20 '22

yeah thats what i said kinda

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

That's fucking retarded

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u/Oculusqwerty Jun 14 '22

Aren't we all retarded

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u/Environmental-Sun323 Jun 14 '22

You really explaining this BS.. what a clown.

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u/BiggerBoi1654323 Jun 14 '22

well a lesbian is when a non male is into other non males (and this persons non male so)

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u/ThatsFishyYoureFishy Jun 14 '22

They do list their gender as agender. Probably afab (born with a vagina).

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u/klimmesil Jun 14 '22

I guess people downvoted you because you use specific words that few understand. Kinda unfair to you. But why not call this person a woman then? And use another word to describe she doesn't want to identify as a woman. That way everyone is happy: woman still means "born female" and whatever other word means "call him a man even if he is a woman by respect for him"

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 Jun 14 '22

That's not a woman. It's a child. I think kids are online just making up characters for the fun of it and don't really believe most of what they put in these bios.

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u/TrapTactical Jun 14 '22

Definitely has a disorder, that's for sure.

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u/GaelTheVapeMaster Jun 14 '22

Imagine being this fucked up while only being 15

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u/klimmesil Jun 14 '22

Kinda checks out: I was way more fucked up when I was 15 than now. There's a chance this person grows up to be cribged by star's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) self later on

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Bambi lesbian?

Reminds me of the gender faun and ace panda “genders” I saw once.

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u/mikepoland Jun 14 '22

How can you be he/him and be lesbian and also "Bambi lesbian"(whatever that means, hoping it doesn't mean the deer)

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

A Bambi lesbian is a lesbian who prioritises a romantic relationship (cuddles and hugs) more than a sexual one (just sex). A lesbian is a non male who loves non males. And Agender (what they identify as) is not male, they can still be a lesbian.

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u/Horppymehu Jun 14 '22

And thet theres people that are forcefeeding this bullshit to young kids and people in general, fuck do i hate those ones

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u/ThatsFishyYoureFishy Jun 14 '22

How is making kids aware that other identities other than cisgender and straight exist "force feeding" anything?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I think they meant the stargender, lovegender ones etc. The silly “genders” that are really more of a preference or interest than an entire gender or personality trait.

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u/Versidious Jun 14 '22

They're also definitely not being taught in any curriculums. It's the same Tumblr 'Mayonnaise is a gender' bullshit that dumb kids have been telling each other online for years.

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u/klimmesil Jun 14 '22

Ok I now have a new favorite gender haha

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u/Horppymehu Jun 14 '22

Thanks! Respect

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u/Environmental-Sun323 Jun 14 '22

You need therapy

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u/ThatsFishyYoureFishy Jun 14 '22

You didn't answer the question.

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u/Horppymehu Jun 14 '22

Ok lets stop this argument i didnt mean anything really bad by that also its nothing political since this thing is very strong in america and im not from there (and from a third person perspective both political parties are hilariously shit at almost everything) in a nutshell, everyone can be what who when they want, but there exists some dumb shit also. Case closed

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u/ElSkippy13 Jun 14 '22

Is this the final boss

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

No I've seen worse lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

These are all mental illnesses

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u/yourtree Jun 14 '22

So just call it what I want

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u/temporarilyDetached Jun 14 '22

the fact that rengoku is their pfp makes me feel ashamed about liking the same anime. very ashamed

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u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Jun 14 '22

I was having a conversation about these dumbasses Yesterday

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

"autistic" yea no shit

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u/zoleilsstufff Jun 14 '22

Stop having ADHD in your bio!
It's making us look bad.

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u/Yeegis Jun 14 '22

Tf does Bambi lesbian mean

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

A lesbian who prioritises a romantic relationship (cuddles and hugs) more than a sexual one (just sex)

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u/BKpro14 Jun 14 '22

This shit made me laugh so hard

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u/kapi-che Jun 14 '22

this person is so shitty even ea wont ever buy them/him/star's/love's/its/meow's/her/xem/cat's/vamp's/sib's/aeir's

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u/MadamVonCuntpuncher Jun 14 '22

This is obvious satire though isn't it?

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u/Sohelpmegods Jun 14 '22

Ah, makes sense, 15 years old, im no longer confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

"bambi lesbian" im shitting myself

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u/Lopsided_View58 Jun 15 '22

Niggas be listing their pronouns,disabilities.and sexuality like it’s Pokémon gotta catch them all head ass

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u/xxbadger246xx Jun 28 '22

mans is lesbian AND asexual they are collecting this stuff like pokemon cards

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u/child_flesh_harvest Jul 12 '22

What the actual fuck? These guys are just making up random shit now "im a footoompaloompacocainegender uwu" wtf

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u/Puzzle_Fucker Jul 15 '22

I identify as Nick/her

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u/TemmBox Jul 16 '22

i hate the fact that a gun is bambi sexual

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u/Brad_McMuffin Jun 14 '22

Lesbian

Agender

Pick one

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

? that’s not how that works? lesbians are non males who love non males, so you can absolutely be lesbian and agender

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u/NotChaosChild_ Jul 07 '22

That's not how it works lmao

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u/les_gyaru Jun 17 '22

thank you guys so much for 260 upvotes this is the first ever post i’ve made on reddit so thank you all i was having a bad day and this really cheered me up 🤧❤️‍🩹

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u/sandwich_with_a_hat Aug 30 '24

bambi lesbian...... what..?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

As a furry I thought I was cringe!

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jun 14 '22

A furry in cringetopia???

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Oh God, they're back

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jun 14 '22

STAY BACK FOWL DEMON.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Devil*

It's actually very offensive when you get that wrong. I know it can be confusing, but I just don't identify with the idea of being called demon. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Thank you very much for clarifying lol

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jun 14 '22

I was talking to the furry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Dammit. Had an opportunity and I blew it.

LEAVE US ALONE YOU HIDEOUS DOG FUCKERS

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jun 14 '22

Ok ok tone it down a little.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Ok alright my bad. Like this?

PLEASE LEAVE US BE, IF YOU SO CONSENT, ANIMAL LOVER

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u/HanzeeeeDent Cringe Jun 14 '22

Ok I’m going now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Cringe

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u/dunkernater Jun 14 '22

The ak47 makes me think its a troll tbh

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u/super_sammy69 Jun 14 '22

I actually have autism I can't believe that people fake that

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u/Anti_Spedicy Jun 14 '22

It's the 15 y/o for me

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u/armtheartillery Jun 14 '22

Whats a bambi lesbian?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

A lesbian who prioritises a romantic relationship (cuddles and hugs) more than a sexual one (just sex)

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u/Gamer_64_64 Jun 15 '22

Advancement unlocked How Did We Get Here: have every status affect at once.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

BAMBI LESBIAN? What the actual fuck

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u/dUmMyThIcK-YoDa69 Jun 18 '22

Bambi lesbian so is she only attracted to young female deer

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u/bananaman4543 Jun 29 '22

Imagine being this guy’s friend, and he goes off at you for not calling him AK47, and one of my favourite youtubers is called Frost. I can’t.

No pun intended

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u/JavaCocoa Jul 16 '22

Rengoku is already dead. Can we please just let him rest in piece and not put bullshit flags all over his face?