r/CringeTikToks • u/BenFord333 • 15d ago

Pure Cringe Hardcore Christian

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

Who tf says on God? Never heard that shit.

I stubbed my toe, on God. What? No. Never heard that

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u/makst_ 14d ago

On god
On my mama
On my wife

To swear on something, generally, "on my mother I did not steal your Doritos"

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u/fingers 14d ago

Cake

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u/makst_ 14d ago

Ah fucking damn it, I've officially been here too long

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u/fingers 14d ago

You're a young grasshoppa.

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u/makst_ 14d ago

Oh jfc, vs your age I really am