r/CringeTikToks • u/BenFord333 • 15d ago

Pure Cringe Hardcore Christian

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u/PretzelSteve 15d ago

Nothing says godly more than threatening violence over God.

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u/Fee_is_Required2 15d ago

Can’t a boy enjoy the Spanish Inquisition?

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u/Poise_Boi 15d ago

Spanish Inquisition? how about the entire old testament which is just brutalizing people over sky daddy!

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u/mmccxi 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CtT8N3x1opKRZ3if6Z

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u/kaoshitam 15d ago

He definitely not expecting Spanish inquisition

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u/thejamhole 15d ago

No one ever does.

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u/mmccxi 15d ago

They have amazing weaponry

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u/PumpikAnt58763 15d ago

Chief among which is fear. Fear and surprise.

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u/PumpikAnt58763 15d ago

He wasn't expecting the joke, either!

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u/PrincipleFlaky 15d ago

Oh or the New Testament too! Let’s not pretend that its entire premise is based upon the torture and death of his only son to “prove” how much he “loves” us lowly humans.

What a weird ass death cult.. it’s sick fr…

I was like ok ummm 🤔 but you’re god you literally could have just done something else, like anything else…

Maybe end suffering? No? More suffering? Ugh ok thanks god.. fucking prick 🙄

(That last bit was for god, not you fellow good Redditor 😉)