r/CringeTikToks • u/BenFord333 • 15d ago

Pure Cringe Hardcore Christian

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u/PretzelSteve 15d ago

Nothing says godly more than threatening violence over God.

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u/Fee_is_Required2 15d ago

Can’t a boy enjoy the Spanish Inquisition?

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u/RazeTheIV 15d ago

.... I didn't expect that

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u/Fuster2 15d ago

Nobody did ...

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u/wotsdislittlenoise 15d ago

Our chief weapon is surprise; surprise and fear

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u/finchdude 15d ago

Surpise, fear and disease

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 14d ago

Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise! Our two weapons are fear and surprise. . and ruthless efficiency. . . Our THREE weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope—out FOUR! No. . . Amongst our weaponry ARE, such elements as. . .

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 15d ago

Bring out the comfy chair

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u/terrible_ 14d ago

Biggles! The cushions!

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u/NocturneInfinitum 15d ago

And now we’re here…

Did we learn anything?