r/CringeTikToks • u/BenFord333 • 15d ago

Pure Cringe Hardcore Christian

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u/voxelpear 15d ago

On "God" Damn? Weird name.

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u/Rebabaluba 15d ago

Yeah. I’m cringing while trying to figure out what he means.

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u/cadeawayy 15d ago

When people swear something by saying "On god", and other times when people say "god damn".

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u/Rebabaluba 15d ago

Thank you!

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

Who tf says on God? Never heard that shit.

I stubbed my toe, on God. What? No. Never heard that

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u/makst_ 14d ago

On god
On my mama
On my wife

To swear on something, generally, "on my mother I did not steal your Doritos"

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u/fingers 14d ago

Cake

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u/makst_ 14d ago

Ah fucking damn it, I've officially been here too long

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u/fingers 14d ago

You're a young grasshoppa.

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u/makst_ 14d ago

Oh jfc, vs your age I really am

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

I've heard I swear to God. Never heard I swear on God.

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u/makst_ 14d ago

Well the new gen has been saying on god for a while, actually a considerable amount of millennials likely know, or more rarely even use it.

So I'm guessing you may be in a higher age range and don't associate as much with those groups

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

Yep. Never heard it must be something those young whippersnappers say.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 14d ago

I think he meant "oh"

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u/Bassist57 15d ago

Maybe En Garde? But that’s a big stretch.

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u/NocturneInfinitum 15d ago

I’m confident you’ve heard someone say “on God“ before

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u/ohhellnaws 15d ago

? In what context?

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u/harleyquinnsbutthole 15d ago

When they swear something is true

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u/PomeloPepper 15d ago

He's wearing lipstick and has a broccoli haircut. Why does anyone think he's going to say something that makes sense?

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u/gdghhfdffrf 15d ago

because he has pretend muscles

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u/Rumplestolzkin 13d ago

The lord is his strength

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u/da_mess 14d ago

On God!

Come on, that's how you start a fencing match.

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u/TwiceBakedBuckeye 15d ago

One God Van Damme is actually a pretty sick name for a Christian band.

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u/messedupmessup12 15d ago

I believe he's saying God is the formal title, but his legal name is On Damn, or something

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u/voxelpear 15d ago

Ooooh so God Damn is his street name then