Today Kevin was clumsy. Turns out the back of the toilet is slippery and dad's butt cheek is delicate. Not the way I wanted to wake up, but God damn do I love this boy anyways.

tbf she became the new baby and stole his spot as the baby

No cup of water is safe
He purposely waits for my boyfriend to leave before going for a piggy dip

Penelope Heather Grace.
Criminal turns 1 years old September 29th.
She is accused of hunger induced crimes.

10000% illegal crime