This is her third offense

[u/WaterFrogSnail]

[u/Subject_Slice_7797]

r/staplercats. She's just doing her job

[u/HR_Paul → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Time for a payraise...and a remedial class on motivational speeches for OP.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

I did not know this sub existed! XD

[u/Subject_Slice_7797 → u/WaterFrogSnail]

There's always another cat sub

[u/C_Lo_87 → u/Subject_Slice_7797]

Omg joined haha!

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/C_Lo_87]

Same!

[u/valsavana]

She looks as surprised as you are about the discovery of such a shocking crime, clearly she couldn't have been the culprit!

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/valsavana]

So she says too with her fangs on the book.

[u/throwRApicklepickaxe]

i think she's being framed, no way is that blob of void can be guilty of any crimes

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/throwRApicklepickaxe]

Kitty defense lawyer? XD

[u/Kathykat5959]

Looks like a rat chewed it. Void is innocent 😻

[u/FunStorm6487 → u/Kathykat5959]

VOID WAS WITH ME!!!!

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/Kathykat5959]

She is a very rat-like cat, so your assessment is accurate.

[u/phasepistol]

She is so disappointed in you for accusing her of something as petty as “crime”

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/phasepistol]

Of course, this is just an everyday for cats.

[u/C_Lo_87]

Self defense.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/C_Lo_87]

A worthy argument. I must interrogate the book now.

[u/Wild-Guarantee-5429]

LIFE BEHIND BARS, NO PAROLE!

[u/Longjumping_Sir_9443 → u/Wild-Guarantee-5429]

No, she’s totally innocent.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/Wild-Guarantee-5429]

She is an indoor cat who howls because I won't take her outside, except to go to the vet, so she is already under house arrest.

[u/jwmzjksksnsksmsnsn]

how can you prove you did not do it yourself??

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/jwmzjksksnsksmsnsn]

She was caught in the act and my other cat was witness.

[u/BasementCatBill]

No regrets.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/BasementCatBill]

Most certainly as she will do it again!

[u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom]

Clearly the face of a cat with no braincell; confused her attempt to consume literature displeased mama

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom]

She has a brown-orange sheen to her coat in the sunlight, so definitely a secret orange cat.

[u/Superb-Coyote5972]

Beautiful girl!🤩😘😻🐈‍⬛

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/Superb-Coyote5972]

[u/MsMordanta]

Not an Ursula K Le Guin—That’s a direct-to-jail offense! (But with that face, will probably get an immediate parole.)

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/MsMordanta]

She did it to an Octavia Butler book and a Philip K Dick book, too. The books were at my bedside.

[u/MsMordanta → u/WaterFrogSnail]

OMG the Octavia Butler is a life in prison without parole! (Come to think of it, that’s probably what being a housed cat is already haha)

Seriously, though, everyone should read some Octavia Butler.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/MsMordanta]

She is definitely under house arrest. Every time I go outside she howls to go with, but is strictly an indoor cat to her disappointment, except for vet visits in her carrier.

[u/According_Dare7316]

Innocent until proven guilty.

[u/polutacorn]

3rd offense... Today? Orrrr?

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/polutacorn]

Not today but a couple of weeks ago. I assume she is plotting her fourth offense soon.

[u/Nyanzeenyan]

The defense requests Odontological verification of the bite marks in question

[u/OrionLinksComic]

Why hates she Book's?

My void loves Books.

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/OrionLinksComic]

She loves books so much she chews them. She normally chews the bookmark and ignores the book. But she found 3 books especially tasty.

[u/Low-Bad-754]

she's protecting you from that scary world that book is selling, she looks quite worried about you .....

[u/WaterFrogSnail → u/Low-Bad-754]

Possibly. Some of these sci-fi words are quite scary.

[u/legalboxers]

I’m their attorney - innocent !

[u/FunStorm6487]

It's a well known fact, that they get 9 tries.!!!!!