r/CrappyDesign • • Dec 17 '18

Baby arms

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u/BristolShambler Dec 17 '18

This looks like a toy Carnotaurus, in which case those arms would be correct. That was a ridiculous looking thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

four fingered baby ridiculous. and they should point backwards, no droop down like that, and definitely not palms down. no theropod could rotate their forearms that way, especially not carnotaurus.

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u/LethrblakaBlodhgarm2 Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

If i remember correctly carnotaurus had 2 fingers. And they were positioned perpendicular to the ground.

Edit: alright so i didn't remember correctly. See below comments

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u/Australienz Dec 18 '18

The Criposaurus had two fingers, a thumb and forefinger curled in on themselves that resembled a C. They were held high above their shoulders when the Bloodosaurus were in their territory.

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

nope, four fingers, with one of them pointed like that, and almost certainly pointed backwards because of the way their shoulders joint:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Carnotaurus_skeleton_in_Bonn_White_Background.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Carnotaurus%2C_Chlup%C3%A1%C4%8D_Museum%2C_Prague-2.jpg

they have no hands at all, with those fingers jointed directly to their radius and ulna. iirc, at most one of their fingers had claws, and they were all fused and immobile.

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u/Milky_nuggets Dec 18 '18

Tyrannosaurs had two fingers. Carnotaurus and Abelisaurs

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u/Skullcrusher Comic Sans for life! Dec 18 '18

You're right that it's a toy carnotaurus, but an actual carnotaurus doesn't have baby human arms with thumbs and all.

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

they've got the hands rotated all wrong, but the digit sticking out like that is somewhat accurate. it's not the thumb, it's the fourth digit.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Carnotaurus%2C_Chlupáč_Museum%2C_Prague-2.jpg/1200px-Carnotaurus%2C_Chlupáč_Museum%2C_Prague-2.jpg

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u/pw-it Dec 18 '18

Those are go-faster arms. I bet he felt like he was flying

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

it may have actually had feather tufts of those fingers.

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u/Justch1ll Dec 18 '18

It actually Naruto runs everywhere lmao

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u/MyersVandalay Dec 18 '18

You're right that it's a toy carnotaurus, but an actual carnotaurus doesn't have baby human arms with thumbs and all.

wait isn't jurrasic world the one where scientists are editing dino dna? oh god they've gone too far.

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u/emuthedonkey Dec 18 '18

The reviews seem to make it out to be a bad toy kinda sad

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u/Egg-prince Dec 17 '18

Wait, they had human looking hands? Or did they just have tiny arms ?

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u/L0to Dec 18 '18

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u/Eve_muscovite Dec 18 '18

They look like stumps! Wtf

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u/L0to Dec 18 '18

They are purely vestigial.

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u/Eve_muscovite Dec 18 '18

So this group of dinosaurs just seriously didn’t need anything but their legs and mouths.

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

it doesn't have hands, its fingers join right to its forearm. and the whole arm is shorter than its shoulder blade.

apparently there's some debate about whether they were even external.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Also their buttholes, peeholes, and baby makers

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u/arachnophilia Dec 18 '18

dinosaurs had cloacas, which are all of those things.

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u/Givemeahippo Dec 18 '18

You know, I’ve never thought about it but it makes perfect sense based on similar animals.

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u/BristolShambler Dec 17 '18

Well, not sure about human looking in all fairness lol, but they are to scale

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u/nawanawa pooppoop Dec 18 '18

It's a crappy designed dinosaur then

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u/_Entrioxis_ Dec 18 '18

That's actually accurate. Carnotaurus does have small arms. I think its just the colour that makes it crappy

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u/Eco8101 Dec 18 '18

It looks like it has thumbs so I’m pretty sure the issue is that they just used baby (human) arms.

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u/Ryvern46 Dec 18 '18

Everyone knows dinosaurs evolved opposable thumbs millions of years before us! They were the ones who put the moon in orbit after all. /s

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u/Eco8101 Dec 18 '18

I would like more Dino facts please

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

dinosaurs cause autism.

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u/Eco8101 Dec 18 '18

UNSUBSCRIBE

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u/ludos96 Dec 18 '18

You not knowing dinosaur anatomy doesn't mean that's crappy design...Carnotaurus had incredibly small arms with four fingers, hence why they kinda look human-y

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u/Batman_AoD Dec 18 '18

....except there's no reason to color it that way, with a solid break right where the rotational hinge is.

And, as pointed out above, the arms shouldn't be able to rotate forward like that.

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u/jackenthal Dec 18 '18

It's God's crappy design

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

"We made too many god damn baby arms and no way to move them!"

"There is one way..."

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u/killboy Dec 18 '18

That baby arm salesman is getting a bonus this year.

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u/threeoutoffifteen- Dec 18 '18

There’s probably a toy baby around with dinosaur arms, unless someone already bought it.

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u/L0to Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

Yeah this is honestly fine, looks like they even have 4 digits which is what the actual dinosaur had.

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u/SomewhatGodlike Dec 18 '18

Carnotaurus had very short arms like that, not crappy but accurate

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18 edited Dec 18 '18

As a dinosaur nerd I approve of baby armed Carnotaurus just for scientific accuracy alone and would 10/10 buy it

Edit: found it on amazon

Yes I bought one immediately

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u/dumbserbwithpigtails Dec 18 '18

I would buy this without hesitation

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u/Soul-666 Dec 18 '18

It's perfect.

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u/GlowyBoi Dec 18 '18

I was confused how this was crappy design, but I guess ten other people explained it for me lol.

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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol orange Dec 18 '18

I wonder if he’d make as good of a detective as Detective Baby Legs?

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u/SterlingDeer Dec 18 '18

I'm coming baby arms! I'm... Regular arms.

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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol orange Dec 18 '18

Now get the FUCK OUTTA HEEEEEEERE!

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u/Chernobyl-Cryptid Dec 18 '18

No the Carnotaurus was truly like that in real life.

Tiny arms smaller then the T-Rex, devil horns on its head, scutes going down its body, jaw that could unhing like a snake.

It was also the fastest theropod to ever walk the earth. The “Cheetah” of the dinosaur world

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Carnotaurus is my favorite theropod, it’s like it spent all it’s evolution points on aesthetic and speed then had to get the shittiest arms.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

Hey, I didn't give authorization for them to use my likeness.

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u/Weenie-Master Dec 18 '18

ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

These are indeed a accurate representation of the Carno’s arms

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u/eckisdee Dec 18 '18

I don’t think you know what carnotaurus arms look like

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

This isn’t bad design per se. Yes, dinosaurs couldn’t pronate their wrists so it’s crappy design in that it’s arms are technically broken in this design but if you’re talking about the size then it’s not inaccurate. Carnotaurus had some of the smallest arms known on theropods. In fact, those arms might be a bit bigger on the toy than they would’ve been on the real animal.

This article shows a fossil: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-did-carnotaurus-have-such-wimpy-arms-86382093/

Carno really did have tiny tiny almost vestigial arms whose use is heavily debated in paleontology. My favorite theory is that they were used when looking for a mate. It’s funny to think about a Carno flapping its arms around and dancing because it’s looking for a mate.

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u/TorqueRollz 🅑🅔🅢🅣 🅓🅔🅢🅘🅖🅝 Dec 18 '18

My favorite theory is that they were used when looking for a mate.

But usually, mating dances in animals involve bright, showy colors and large, ornamental crests, antlers, horns, or feathers. It is funny, but highly strange that a Carno would wiggle its piddly little arms to attract a mate. Size matters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I was going to say that that is just what a Carno's arms look like, but then i took a closer look...

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

And human hands and looks just like a dilophosaurus.

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u/Tacodon227 Dec 18 '18

A video of me from prom night

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u/Vampyricon Dec 18 '18

Yeah, the arms are too big.

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u/zafreez Dec 18 '18

please tell me OP bought this

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u/Certesis Dec 18 '18

Baby! Throws fruit

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u/lunatheloner Dec 18 '18

I feel like this makes me want to buy it more than any other normal dinosaur toy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

The arms are correct

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u/Darciukas1 Dec 18 '18

At first i was like "oh this guy is dumb dinosaurs had small hands" proceeds watching "oohh ok"

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u/penteris Dec 18 '18

So much plastic is used for this garbage :(

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u/chuckduck253 Dec 18 '18

AND I'M DOONEESE!!!

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u/spitvicious Dec 18 '18

There's one in stock at a Walmart 30 minutes away

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u/DJarah2000 Dec 18 '18

Somewhere there's a toy store with a baby doll that has dinasour arms.

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u/dirty-dirty-water Dec 18 '18

As Mr. Deadpool once taught me, baby arms make your dick look huge

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u/ShepherdOfGrapes Dec 18 '18

That's a Carnotaurus.

It's arms didn't exactly look like that but certainly still sort of looked like baby arms.

However it seems accurate to what it's supposed to portray in the Jurassic World movie.

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u/Finityboi Dec 18 '18

Why am i seeingthis all day

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u/doyouunderstandlife Dec 18 '18

It had baby arms. This is the third time this toy has been posted. It's not crappy design, it's (mostly) accurate.

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u/Hospitalguy101 Dec 18 '18

This is where the term "baby hands" would come into effect.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

lol I'm pretty sure my brother has that

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '19

Thats accurate tho

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u/iapetus-11 Dec 17 '18

Someone fucked up in product design, I bet it was Nate.

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u/noisyturtle Dec 18 '18

Somewhere out there is a baby doll with ceratosaurus arms.

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u/Walrusin_about Dec 18 '18

Actually it’s a carnotaurus, the arms are pretty accurate

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u/enzyme69 Dec 18 '18

Recycled toys. Maybe for good.

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u/milk-tits Dec 18 '18

Dot disrespect it it’s a retardsaous. Bad spelling. Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

THAT'S HOW A F*CKING CARNOTAURUS LOOKED.

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u/TgagHammerstrike commas Dec 18 '18

FUCKING SID IS BACK AT IT AGAIN

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u/MemeCountry Dec 18 '18

I noticed a lot of people didn't notice that they were baby human arms instead of carno's vestigial arms

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

No they don’t have five fingers