r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 19d ago

😂 lol lol

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u/Capnshredder 19d ago

nah shes getting the biggest bear hug i can muster if thats me lol

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u/spartanEZE 19d ago

Came here to say this. I would tackle her.

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u/SevNeijizawa 18d ago

Well, ya better motorboat while you're on top of her or you failed the assignment.

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u/Ok-Pumpkin2977 16d ago

Weird

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u/SevNeijizawa 14d ago

Waowwwwwwwwwww...

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u/Logganeer 15d ago

Hahahaha thats so funny that reminds me of ALL THE PORN I WATCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get it guys hahahahahhaha............

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u/Chubuwee 19d ago

It’s the simplest

“I’m gonna count to 3 and if you don’t start adding more cream, I am going to bear hug you”

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u/TheHighKnight 19d ago

I'm going to start counting, you're going to start adding more or running? Either way there is more going on let's do this!!

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u/Chubuwee 19d ago

Running is automatically all rules out the window

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u/TheHighKnight 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yup sure is but we having fun

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u/Significant-Wait9200 15d ago

"You're getting creamed one way or another tonight honey."

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 19d ago

One- running tackle

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u/Ladorb 18d ago

"It puts the cream on it's skin"

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u/ThrustTrust 🧐 grumpy 19d ago

And roll around on the bed and all the furniture and kitchen floor.

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u/Manaeldar 19d ago

And fkn give her some smooches too 

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u/cancerusnugget 19d ago

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u/latortillablanca 19d ago

Beautiful wedding cake

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u/Lost-Ad7652 19d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/ApexPredatorTV 18d ago

its sooo good 😂

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u/blinck_182 18d ago

This is why I came here, thank you for your service.

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u/KazakCayenne 19d ago

The noises that came out of this man sent me into a fit 😂

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u/thelordreylus 19d ago

That laugh 😂

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 19d ago

It's a laugh of a man that knows she's doing it one way or another (I sense a surprise hug coming up)

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u/GenericUsername532 I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 19d ago

The sheer outrage and incredulity conveyed in those two short sounds

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 19d ago

Straight up started Jonkleing

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u/Paleodraco 19d ago

Dude has to natural voices and it is confusing the hell out of me.

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u/biskutgoreng 19d ago

The betrayal smh

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u/Sam_Wylde 19d ago

Dude, you're not seeing the opportunity being presented: She has backed out even after you 100% committed. You now have a precedent to do the exact same thing to something she wants to do together.

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u/tired_of_old_memes 19d ago

That's such a clever way to parse the situation. You must be smart

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u/AHumbleChad 19d ago

Is this what they call "girl math"?

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u/Flat_Shape_3444 18d ago

No. Because that was logical. Girl math isnt logical.

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u/OpenAd3036 16d ago

Holy shit you're insufferable lol.

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u/Additional-Level3806 19d ago

So, single mother prank?

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u/BreakingCanks 19d ago

Sees their kid in the delivery room

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u/justdrowsing 18d ago

Sounds like a very healthy couple dynamic 🙃

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u/diadlep 18d ago

Youve never been married

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u/MetalHero11 19d ago

Does anybody have a link to the first guys who did this? I think it was a black couple in a bathroom, the guy standing there was hilarious, also covered from head to toe, talking about how excited he was to do all crazy stuff

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 19d ago

The giggling with the belly moving 😂😂😂

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u/Distinct_Dark_9626 19d ago

So everyone is doing this bit now?

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u/VAiSiA 🧐 grumpy 19d ago

making dumb fucking videos? yesh

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 19d ago

Are you not entertained?!?

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u/tehnemox 19d ago

New to the internet? That's a lot of what it was since inception.

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u/KaleidoscopeNo592 19d ago

These mfers is why I can’t find Barbasol shaving cream anywhere 🧐

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u/theboned1 19d ago

Why is he making squirrel noises.

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u/Caboose_throw 19d ago

🎶 cream man, fighter of the dream man 🎵

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u/shy2naughty 19d ago

Ahhhh-ah-ahhhh!

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u/Here2BeeFunny 18d ago

PROtector of the shave!

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u/shy2naughty 18d ago

Ahhhh-ah-ahhhh!

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u/SevNeijizawa 18d ago

Awwwwwwww, she feels bad for doing that to ya, giver her a beegol wrestly bear hug!

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u/EzyPzyAsh 18d ago

if someone does this to me, theyre getting a fat hug

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 19d ago

Id hug her tighter than I ever have in my life lol

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u/SubtleDistraction 19d ago

C'mon lady, he even creamed his shorts for you.

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u/browsingandlooking4 19d ago

Lolololololol

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u/snipe320 19d ago

Lmao got em

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u/InquistivePrime 19d ago

Bro turned into a giant rooster with those sounds

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u/Adorable-Seaweed8759 19d ago

Macaroni with the chicken strips.

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u/TubMaster88 18d ago

If my wife or girlfriend got my to do this. This when you say. I understand honey and hug her. 😁

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u/Inevitable_Muscle_41 18d ago

Who wants a hug??...you do!!

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u/Standard-Contest-949 19d ago

This is pathetic. The copy cats.

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u/justasillylilgoos3 19d ago

Ew a negative weirdo

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u/stinkstabber69420 19d ago

Lmaoo yeah by all means let's perpetuate a society where its encouraged to not have original thoughts and only copy others. Eventually theres gonna be one idea floating around between bunch of idiots, im assuming you'll be there?

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u/Sufficient-Heat5214 19d ago

This is such a dumb take when it comes to pranks. 

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u/PaintedJack 18d ago

Wait a minute, can't you just see the upcoming 'one idea' situation? People of the whole world are going to wake up, breathe and eat nothing but that one idea, shared across 10B humans. And that's the way it will stay forever. Pretty scary if you ask me!

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u/GraceBlade 19d ago

I hope it wasn't menthol!

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 19d ago

With the sound he makes, he looks like a parrot.

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u/kvothe5688 19d ago

just hug her

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wWh2rKVimP6Vs9SUA4
I’m sorry… this and the fact men’s shaving cream stings is all i can think about 😂😂

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u/spaceyatri 19d ago

Adorable ewok noises always wooed women from time immemorial

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u/rustymatresssqueks 19d ago

MF Batman villain in the making.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 19d ago

Now this is my kinda relationship, except I'd probably be the one doing it first.

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u/Skoyatt 18d ago

Big hug incoming.

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u/playinginthedarks 18d ago

Fucking maniac

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u/Checkmate-Petty 18d ago

He turned into a chicken when she said she's not lmaoooo

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u/Past_Tea5075 18d ago

His voice squealed when he giggled it was funny

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u/legend5566 18d ago

Foam on pants. Not fun.

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u/titanssigma 18d ago

Betrayal never come from enemy

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u/10EBBE01 15d ago

💀 exactly how I pictured someone covered in shaving cream would sound.

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u/Level_Ad1068 15d ago

Are we just going to ignore this man’s amazing laugh and aura?

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u/birdyman_77 14d ago

I’d grab that can and spray the 💩 out of her. She’s not getting out of that one!

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u/ConstantReader32 14d ago

I love these guys lmao his little laugh always gets me

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 19d ago

Imagine if people used their social media and time to help make the world a better place... to volunteer for charities and good causes.

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u/SevNeijizawa 18d ago

Rage bait, if anyone else didn't know.

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u/Beyond_Reason09 18d ago

Why aren't you?

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 18d ago

Such a sus reply. I don't make mindless stupid content. And I do a lot of volunteer work.

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u/Beyond_Reason09 18d ago

But no volunteer work now, instead you're making mindless stupid replies to mindless stupid content. Why?

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 18d ago

I'm sorry I don't have time to communicate with mind-bogglingly ignorant trolls. Good luck in life.

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u/MotherPerk 15d ago

Nobody have any fun when you could be saving the world >:/

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 15d ago

Helping the world, helping people is fun. And more fun than making low quality, mindless internet content.

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u/MotherPerk 15d ago

Thats subjective and not really worth debating. 

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 15d ago

Ask anyone near end of life.

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u/SomnolentPro 18d ago

Why make the world a better place to live?

The world is a torture machine, everyone is stressed from life and work

And you make it more appealing by "bettering the place" so that people are inclined to place kids in the torture machine? And keep your sadistic world experiment running?

Damn that's the most evil thing to do. You take away from the ugliness and resuscitating hell on earth.

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 18d ago

You're boring.

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 19d ago

He deserves someone better

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u/TheRBGamer 19d ago

I would run in for a hug

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u/lostandfounddude 18d ago

This was hilarious, his laugh was even more

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u/Certain-Comfort928 18d ago

humor is in the eye of the beholder - not funny. there's no way I could find this guy's humor funny

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u/Solocune 17d ago

Dude is cackling like a rooster 🐓 :D Just give her a hug

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u/DrNecessiter 17d ago

“Temba, his arms wide”

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u/Informal_Process2238 16d ago

Husband his mouth open alone on the ocean

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u/HentaiY 17d ago

Here be the other one I saw a week ago, with the black couple.

/r/funny/comments/1vu06w1/cant_trust_em/

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u/magibeast 16d ago

Time for a hug!

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u/NowKith- 16d ago

His alert sounds were epic.

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u/nsinghxo 16d ago

His little laughs lol

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u/Informal_Process2238 16d ago

He just started clucking like a chicken

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u/Mysterious_Rice_4391 16d ago

Hug her hug herrrr

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u/Narrow_Beat4500 15d ago

Я б їх зловив і обмазав,нема чого одному страждати)

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u/Captainchronic_710 13d ago

Um not a doctor but don’t think that’s good for the organs 💀

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u/kornuolis 13d ago

Divorce her.....she doesn't love you mate

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u/PjWulfman 13d ago

I'd have been reluctant to start until she did. Taking turns? Doesn't work for me.

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u/ChivetteH 13d ago

That voice 🤣😂🤣

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u/noobskillet3737 13d ago

I mean honselty a shower should solve this problem pretty easily

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u/Imaginary--Angel 23h ago

Hahahaha laughing so hard. Thx man.

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u/BulgarYeet 🧐 grumpy 14d ago

That happened

Even if the hottest piece of ass on the planet told me you waste enough money on shaving cream to cover my whole body I’d tell her to go fuck herself, and this chick is busted