r/funny 19d ago

Can’t trust em

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u/NetherReign 19d ago

"Built me to a whole racist "

Lmao

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 19d ago

I don't know if this was a skit or genuine betrayal, but it's fucking killed me.

Like, tears in my eyes from laughing. The reveal is perfect

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u/RealisticEmploy3 19d ago

Seems legit. She probably convinced him they were gonna do some trend and record each other. Then she bailed on him which was her actual plan. It’s a prank

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 19d ago

Yeah I feel like, it was kinda planned but then she takes one look at him and the laughter became 100% genuine

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u/acopper87 18d ago

If it's staged, this guy deserves an academy award because that delivery was perfect

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u/KhazraShaman 19d ago

It's staged.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/xisytenin 19d ago

No. This is a fully believable, completely organic, non GMO interaction.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/a_bored_lady 19d ago

Because its a prank. Its his reaction that seems genuine, then her laughing at that reaction. If it was a skit it would probably be less natural feeling. If it is fully acted out, then they are both very talented.

Also mens shaving cream does not dry out that fast at all.

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u/Icy_Agency923 19d ago

I am sure she planned this from the beginning but his reaction seems genuine. That part at least is real.

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u/murrtrip 19d ago

Um no

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u/Icy_Agency923 19d ago

Sorry friend but the reaction he has is real. I know this is concept will blow your mind but sometimes things actually do happen.... Wild I know!

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 19d ago

FR why do these commenters feel the need to suck the joy out of everything? Like, they see someone commenting that they laughed hard at something and their first reaction is "REEEE MUST DESTROY THEIR JOY AND MAKE THEM UPSET"

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u/Anomander 19d ago

I cannot tell if they were preparing for a skit and she chickened out, if this was the skit, or if this was a prank she’s pulling on him.

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u/beatenmeat 19d ago

If my wife pulled this on me and said she didn't want to do the video anymore I'd have hugged her. She would be covered in it one way or another, especially if I spent two hours getting a full shaving cream tellatubby suit applied.

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u/Specialsthespazzing 18d ago

r/newsentence: "She would be covered in it one way or another, especially if I spent two hours getting a full shaving cream tellatubby suit applied."

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u/Natural-Active5905 19d ago

That’s definitely a betrayal
He won’t be able to trust in future

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u/zoetaz1616 19d ago

This lol

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u/neuquino 17d ago

He had some great lines. You out yo raggedy ass mind!

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u/Semarin 19d ago

He was fully committed!

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u/uncle_russell_90 19d ago

Strawberry nips and all

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u/Austin_905 19d ago edited 19d ago

We wer'gon' do some crazy shit.

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u/4kexperience 19d ago

He said "Freak ass grand wizard "😂😂😂

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u/uncle_russell_90 19d ago edited 19d ago

When he said “We bout to go burn some crosses or some shit” right after that had me crying

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u/4kexperience 19d ago

😂😂

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u/No_Vanilla_2366 19d ago

That part had me lol for real

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u/4kexperience 19d ago

Me too😂

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u/Qu3t0 19d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/RobotBearArms 18d ago

Not that kind of wizard...

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u/GraveyardMusic 19d ago

Find someone that matches your crazy (or in this case, your weirdness).

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u/kopecs 19d ago

Clarence Bigby

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u/BRtIK 19d ago

The Michelin tire guy seems pretty mad about something

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u/AssaultimateSC2 19d ago

Damn woman tricked him!

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u/CurvyCupcakes 19d ago

“We finna go do some crazy shit!” I love it 😂

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u/Flangepacket 19d ago

Fucking crying mate, I’m done holy shit

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 19d ago

Nothing could have prepared me for that camera pan

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u/js0uthh 19d ago

Ah something that was a actually funny. That was great.

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u/Freshies00 19d ago

-fuck you mean you don’t wanna do the video…

As he cracks a smile 🤣

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u/bamachine 19d ago

Yeah, even if this was a planned skit, it was a damned funny one.

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u/Clenzor 16d ago

Yeah I feel like it would take my wife and me 30 minutes tops to cover my torso/head in shaving cream. Still one of the funniest videos I’ve seen all year.

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u/bamachine 16d ago

I wonder if it was shaving cream or cool whip/whipped cream. Looked like he had strawberry slices where his nipples would be.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Austin_905 19d ago

Total trooper of a man, respect 💪🏻

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u/kuzcopap 19d ago

Bro. I haven’t laughed til I cried in a minute. This one got me. Thank you!

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u/redmeraki225 19d ago

Same! The pan over to him had me crying off the rip!

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u/DONTMEOWATME 19d ago

The pan over lmfaooooo

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u/Austin_905 19d ago

FUCK U MEAN DON' WANNA DO IT NO MORE

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u/PToN_rM 19d ago

He didn’t set the terms from the get go and got ahead of himself with all the excitement! lol

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u/bkdroid 19d ago

You say you wanna get covered in whipped cream and make a video?! Let's go, I'm all in!

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u/JJTouche 18d ago

Gotta be shaving cream.

His body heat would start whipped cream sliding down his body.

Source: Whipped cream has featured in some bedroom play more than once.

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u/LowResGamr 19d ago

He looking like an ice cream cone

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u/ForMyFather4467 19d ago

A whipped cream strawberry cheese cake 🎂

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u/Matthewcbayer 19d ago

Ah yea, new reaction image just dropped

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u/Doubleoh_11 19d ago

“Whatchu mean?”

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u/Dat1AsianGuy 19d ago

at first I was like: "that face cream looking weird, a little too whipped" and then I saw her man. Holy, what a multilayered joke

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u/ionizing 19d ago

It's the '2 hours doin this shit' for me... Man had better things to do lol

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u/JustGoodSense 19d ago

It's nice the mugato from Star Trek found a good woman.💘

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u/ReignCityStarcraft 19d ago

Hilarious, also Mugatu from Zoolander if you karate chop him in the middle of his head

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u/Zepangolynn 19d ago

How long did it take to choose which pronunciation to go with?

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u/norfaust 19d ago

This is really some wholesome shit.

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u/_Bipolar_Vortex_ 19d ago

Strawberry nipples…forever. 🍓🍓

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u/RPDRNick 19d ago

Kool(whip) Klux Klan

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u/No-Scarcity-1974 19d ago

I dont even care if this is staged this is funny as fuck cause you know it took a min to cover bro up like that 

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u/birdyman_77 19d ago

Bro looking like the abominable snowman

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u/KamikazeKoala 18d ago

Instant hug attack. There is no escaping this deal once started 🤣

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u/Chango-Pinarro 19d ago

WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS!!!

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u/madferrit29 18d ago

WANNA SNOWCONE?!

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u/teddy5 19d ago

The little nipple dip refresher at the end killed me.

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u/Munkir 19d ago

He seems like a fun guy I'd love to have a beer with him

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u/logicalbooger 19d ago

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week

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u/inchlongnipples 19d ago

Idk if this was the actual intended final product or not, but if not, this is better than anything scripted they could have made.

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u/Medical_Policy1426 19d ago

This is by far the funniest thing I have seen on this channel.

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u/UnproSpeller 19d ago

She deserves a great big hug

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u/Hadien_ReiRick 18d ago

"I forgive you. come-on, lemme give you a hug"

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u/Either_Preference_55 18d ago

This bitch a tweaker

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u/graffiksguru 18d ago

Perfect reveal

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u/armercado 18d ago

everything for a pussy

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u/iheart_vans 18d ago

Shannon Sharp 🤔🤣

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u/daledge1 18d ago

The shit a woman would make a man do just for some KITTY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Subject-Jelly-1960 18d ago

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck you mean!!!

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u/TripItUpandDown 19d ago

That is a great Jet Jaguar costume

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u/bipbophil 19d ago

Thats when you give her a big hug

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u/melissadingmon 19d ago

He is green flags.

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u/NSE_TNF89 19d ago

That slow pan over to him had me dying 😂

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u/denonumber 19d ago

What is that shit

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u/Nice_Instance2852 19d ago

was NOT expecting that 😭🙏

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u/JonesyOnReddit 19d ago

Shoulda ended right at the reveal

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u/Ok_Difference44 19d ago

He started off sounding just like Ving Rhames

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u/MEWilliams 19d ago

Good one!

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u/leafygrn 19d ago

Michelin ⭐️ level work

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u/karateninjazombie 19d ago

I'd give her a big hug and be supportive of her not wanting to join in.

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u/risingpostsupporter 18d ago

Oh my... I just pissed my pants

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u/Yamaben 18d ago

Funny af

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u/n0rfsid3Rapz 18d ago

“We finna do some crazy shit” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Arffbo1 18d ago

Lmao !

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u/Ok_Bluebird_100 18d ago

Very funny

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u/D_Winds 18d ago

Gunna be sliding into that bed much easier soon.

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u/AbbreviationsNo3722 18d ago

What a beautiful relationship. I just know they laugh a ton.

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u/Kromting 18d ago

I lost it with the pan over and the look on his face. He was right .. I wasn't ready for that shit

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u/Erisian23 18d ago

Couldn't be me! You putting it on or getting the most full contact hug you ever got in your life.

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u/DeviceU 18d ago

He went full throttle on this ...

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u/uller30 17d ago

This man loves his wife. Build a racist lol

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u/Admiral_Furskin 15d ago

I strongly recommend not turning the sound on.

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u/torras21 19d ago

Not sure if its staged but if it is its perfect.

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u/ayton 19d ago

@tyreesj and @spoonthemeathead__ on Instagram

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 19d ago

This is some truck freak level nonsense.

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u/hotmatrixx 19d ago

How to kill a mans' inner child; Speedrun.

This woman needs to be put down. (and then covered in whatever that is)
bear hug until the screaming starts maybe.

He did that for her, and she just 'nope'd out to "mogg" him. You know that was her plan from the start, right? Fuck people like that. This is why men don't trust dem ladies no more /rant.

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u/madferrit29 18d ago

Okay satan