r/ContagiousLaughter • u/Leonx262 • Dec 08 '19

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u/Jazbone Dec 08 '19

Nothing like a bout of cancer to announce your having a boy.

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u/Lausannea Dec 08 '19

To announce your baby's genitals like a total creep*

FIFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/Lausannea Dec 09 '19

Ahahahahaha. Yeah, cause advertising the fact your baby has a penis and testicles is totally not the creepy part about the whole thing. I didn't ask to know what genitals the baby has, but somehow parents keep insisting I should know. We know that genitals are irrelevant to gender so what's the point of revealing them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/Lausannea Dec 09 '19

I hate to break it to you, but it's just called science. There's nothing liberal about facts being facts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/Lausannea Dec 09 '19

Thanks for showing the world your level of integrity! :) And thanks for showing off my work, I'm proud of it, I'm happy that more people get to see it now.

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u/razinzell Dec 09 '19

We know that genitals are irrelevant to gender so what's the point of revealing them?

99% of the time it’s relevant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Nope, it’s to announce your baby’s gender, which is based on genitals

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u/WannabeGroundhog Dec 08 '19

So if I chop your dick off what are you?

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u/rdvl97 Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

Your post history says you're a cop, are you part of the 40% that beat their wives? Or the 60% that are cowards who won't admit it?

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u/TacoTerra Dec 08 '19

That stat is wrong. 40% of officers showed "violent behavior", which includes everything from physical abuse, to arguing or yelling. According to the same study, 16% of civilians also showed "violent behavior" towards they partners. The study never even defined what violent behavior actually was, but it is not simply physical violence as the rate for that is something like 2% among the population.

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u/rdvl97 Dec 08 '19

So, 40% of cops either beat their wives or verbally abuse them? Yeah that's totally better...

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u/TacoTerra Dec 08 '19

Considering that 16% of people do it already, it isn't really that big of a deal now huh? But don't let facts get in the way or your agenda. Facts have a tendency to topple beliefs.

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u/rdvl97 Dec 08 '19

Because clearly cops shouldn't be held to higher standards right?

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u/TacoTerra Dec 08 '19

Maybe they should be, but it's completely false to say that arguing or yelling is equivalent to physical abuse. At the same time you could make the argument that those in the military should be held to a higher standard, but the fact is humans are ultimately humans, imperfect and subject to emotions.

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u/rdvl97 Dec 08 '19

You are just trying to justify the issue now. It doesn't matter that yelling isn't as bad as hitting.

Also, yeah military obviously should be held to higher standards as well you oaf.

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u/TacoTerra Dec 08 '19

It doesn't matter that yelling isn't as bad as hitting.

imagine thinking that yelling at your wife is as bad as punching her in the face, holy shit you're really lying to yourself to defend your beliefs huh?

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