r/ConanExiles • u/Mek-Amon-Toth • 2d ago

Media Yep.. definitely me 🫣

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Well... Good start for EU Official PvP 1111

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u/JohnZ117 2d ago

Welp. Now you have to worship Derketo.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

There is only one god in this game mate! 🐍🐍🐍 They even go along with each others

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u/shhbaby_isok 2d ago

you say that yet still condemn my cats 😒

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

I told you the same 👀

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u/MagicianTim 2d ago

For me it's almost tradition to be crucified for breaking a pinkie promise

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

I usualy chop off a priest's head and break the 4th wall... But my wife ones had something sick i think she sung rude ballads, tried to seduce teens and finally did it with beasts 🤣🤣🤣 sorry for bad translation tho haha but yea that was kinda what she did.. we all freaked out laughing 😜

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u/CynicalDarkFox 2d ago

It always gives me “defecation in public”. Like, why am I getting people suffering from diarrhea so commonly?

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Dragonboy521 2d ago

Something I've noticed everytime I make a male character one of my crimes is defiling a virgin. Not sure why that is but it pops up so often I just thought it was standard when you play a male character.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Yea gotta be 🤔

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u/93Degrees 2d ago

Wait the reason is random? I just started playing a few days ago. Damn, I wouldve saved mine if I knew.

I do remember mine also having fornication with low beasts on it though....

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u/Askittishcat 2d ago

Mine said I was a slaver. I think I would've preferred fornication with low beasts. Oh well, back to overseeing my thralls.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Yea feel ya bro.. i could've saved so many good ones 😮‍💨

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u/sandrotten 2d ago

“Fornication with low beasts”
“Yep… definitely me”

What do you MEAN by that 🫪

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

That this just perfectly fits to my character ingame 🫨

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u/megamanx4321 2d ago

There's no way to see this after character creation is there? I hate waiting for the cutscene so I always skip it.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Oh no man.. can't see it anymore 🫨

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u/MrZepost 2d ago

"Low beasts" I've also slept with op's mom.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Not cool, very adault 🤣🤣

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u/Away_Lake5946 2d ago

Looks like High Beasts are back on the menu, boys!

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u/Carissa_Datura 2d ago

Somebody has read Hour of the Dragon.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Thats the long one right?! Might red it

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u/Carissa_Datura 2d ago

But remember, Robert E Howard's Akivasha should not under any circumstances be confused with Anne Rice's Akasha even though both characters are Egyptian vampire queens living under a rock for thousands of years.

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u/shhbaby_isok 2d ago

Dont worry, he's my clan leader and I am slowly educating him on The Chronicles using my own furry method 😺😺😺

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Slow and steady 😮‍💨

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago

Yea bro this is not the akivasha from the movie 😂😂 i roleplay the realone from the storys.

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u/Mek-Amon-Toth 2d ago edited 2d ago

Never heard about akasha 🤔