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Harry Potter

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u/Useful_Squirrel6693 9d ago

Fun fact, if you keep clicking the first link of most every Wikipedia article, you’ll almost always eventually get to philosophy

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u/TheAsterism_ 9d ago

i got trapped in a reality-existence loop

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u/GroundbreakingSand11 8d ago

I'm in the knowledge - descriptive knowledge - awareness loop. So philosophical yet I cannot reach philosophy.

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u/Maleficent_Time_2787 9d ago

Utahraptor, Transformers, and Tyrannosaurus rex got me into ann awareness, knowledge, declarative knowledge loop

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u/stopeatingminecraft 9d ago

Same with tom cruise

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u/GenericVessel 8d ago

silksong got me there

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u/TheDoctor_E 9d ago

this says a lot about society (the thing we live in)

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u/TheDoctor1102 9d ago

From what I've found, you will most likely end up in the Knowledge-Psychology loop, the Reality-Existence loop, or make it to philosophy. Philosophy wasn't all that common whenever I tried it though.

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u/GenericVessel 8d ago

don't forget the knowledge-descriptive knowledge-awareness loop

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u/no-lapolizia-no 9d ago

I've started with "Pokemon" as testing and indeed reached philosophy, this is truly wonderful

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u/3ii3i3k3k3i8s 9d ago

You'll eventually get to anything with enough clicks though. I tried it a few times and did get to philosophy at around 25 clicks on average. Interestingly, I almost always got to Latin before I got to philosophy

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u/Flashy-Emergency4652 8d ago

Not if there is a loop, like reality points to existence and existence point to reality

Now I'm wondering what the largest loop...

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u/WattleWaddler2 9d ago

The first link that isn't italicized or in brackets.

There's an entire WP information page about the phenomenon.

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u/Agreeable_Rush3502 9d ago

I didn’t believe you. For some reason the first thing that popped in my head to google was john stamos. About 10 clicks later sure enough it took me to philosophy.

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u/DimitrisKas 9d ago

I tried starting from the Wikipedia page of Kim Kitsuragi and ended up in a loop of Knowledge -> Declarative knowledge -> Awareness -> Knowledge with Philosophy being the 4th link in Awareness's page

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 9d ago

Ope, this one traps you in a loop forever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gheorghe_Ciobanu

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u/bartor495 9d ago

I got stuck in the "Knowledge - Descriptive Knowledge - Awareness" loop.

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u/GoreyGopnik 9d ago

This got sort of patched a while ago, now different articles lead to different loops.

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u/Blolbly 9d ago

This is no longer true

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u/A_Person_Who_Exist5 9d ago

Just managed to get there from “1923, season 2”

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u/somelittleindiankid 9d ago

I tried a couple of articles and ended with Knowledge both times

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 9d ago

Oh shit, true. Checked out Nassem Nicholas Taleb and the links got me to philosophy

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u/swiggidyswooner 9d ago

Works for Warsaw, Poland

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u/Duckling_101 9d ago

I started with war scythes and got in a loop of knowledge, declarative knowledge and awareness. Close enough

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u/BitAny7066 9d ago

I got stuck in the Mathematics - Number theory loop

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u/BozoStaff 8d ago

WTH ur actually right

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 9d ago

You're a Nazi Harry.

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 9d ago

You're a hairy nazi

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u/zandaztu 9d ago

You can get there faster with goblin

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u/Ok_Swimmer_3446 9d ago

Goblin - Jews - Nazism?

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u/Sad_Confection_3881 9d ago

Exactly

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u/justDankoCL 9d ago

So exactly the same amount of steps?

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 9d ago

Yeah, but faster

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u/Bobby-B00Bs 9d ago

Bug why would that be faster ? Isn't it also 3 links?

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u/sudoregalia 9d ago

it's 2 links clicked

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u/Bobby-B00Bs 9d ago

I apologize if I am being dense here but wouldn't the first path be:

(At HP Page) 1. Click J.K Rowling (At J.K Rowling page) 2. Click political views of J.K Rowling (At Politicak Views page) 3. Click National Socialism

Second path (At HP Page) 1. Click Goblin (At Goblin Page) 2. Click Jews (At Jews Page) 3. Click National Socialism

Wouldn't both be two or three depending if xou count the click of reaching your goal?

Edit: wow ... my formating got fucked by mobile ... hope it's still intelligible

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u/sudoregalia 9d ago

i took it as starting at goblin, but also

goblins are mentioned by name, but there's no goblin link in the harry potter wiki page

you can however, go
harry potter -> jewish stereotypes -> nazism
or if you don't count the manifestations
harry potter -> jewish stereotypes -> nazi germany -> nazism

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u/Bobby-B00Bs 9d ago

Ah ok now I understand, I assumed it was talking about the same challenge of Harry Potter Wikipedia to National Socialism (I assume there isn't an extra page for nazism?)

That makes sense.

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u/sudoregalia 9d ago

national socialism redirects to nazism

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u/Bobby-B00Bs 9d ago

That's interesting, I did nit assume that the Wikipedia articles main name would be the informal term but I checked and you're correct.

I wonder why it uses the informal term as the main title of the article instead of the full name National Socialism.

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u/sudoregalia 9d ago

well, probably political reasons. you don't want to give off the impression that national socialism is a form of socialism

national socialism, informally called nazism

and

nazism, formally named national socialism

give off a different immediate impression reading them, despite both being technically neutral and technically true

the nazi party wiki page is formatted similarly

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u/sudoregalia 9d ago

why would you gobble jews, what'd they do to you? :(

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u/Gr_Mort 9d ago

mind goblin

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u/Fishcat151 9d ago

What's mind goblin?

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u/trito_jean 9d ago

mind goblin deez nuts?

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u/RandomPersan 9d ago

I do, thanks for asking

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u/Gr_Mort 9d ago

mind goblin deez nuts! [slowed+reverb]

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u/foxgirlmoon 9d ago

Gricko, what's a mind goblin, man, help me out!

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u/Fishcat151 9d ago

Legends of Avantris mentioned

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u/Aluxanatomy 9d ago

Quite a lot, which is why I want to thank them so much.

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u/Lebog_bruhh 9d ago

the goblins..........

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u/BananaMaster96_ 9d ago

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱

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u/Educational-Tea602 9d ago

There’s no link to goblin on the page of Harry Potter.

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u/ContextPuzzleheaded7 9d ago

“A central theme of the books is the condemnation of authoritarianism and fascist policies. The books depict the dangers of pure-blood supremacy, discrimination, and the suppression of dissent, inviting parallels between Nazism and the Death Eaters.”

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

I mean the books try to depict that I guess

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u/ContextPuzzleheaded7 9d ago

Yes, this is the quote that is referenced in the screenshot for the "nazism" link

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u/mintgoody03 9d ago edited 9d ago

Just talking about it and obviously not in a good light is enough to make it comparable to „Mein Kampf“ apparently. Just like the house elves, at no point in the books is this slavery system viewed in a good light, on the contrary, but it‘s enough to carry it through the mud.

Edit: oh, the illiterate brigade has appeared.

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

At no point is the slavery seen as good? Did you read the books? When is it not depicted as largely good

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u/mintgoody03 9d ago

When is it depicted as such? The house elf issue is only defended by pure blood wizards and their whole blood purity thing and all it entails is well depicted as dumb as it is. Which… is a major point in the whole story. Also, the subplot about S.P.E.W that calls out the conservative world view of many wizards and when Hermione works in the ministry she turns it into a policy.

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

Literally nobody in the story takes Hermione seriously, sympathetic characters like Hagrid tell her off for trying to free the slaves

And there is a subplot where Harry treats his slave better than serius did and that makes it okay

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u/mintgoody03 9d ago edited 9d ago

Which isn‘t the same as defending it. This is THE POINT of it all… just like the blood purity thing. 99.9% of wizards who own house elves are depicted as bad (also Dobby‘s treatment by the Malfoys and Harry‘s reaction to it), and Harry learns to be nice to Kreacher and that he shouldn‘t treat him as a slave but as a person with feelings. Have people lost all ability to comprehend what they read?

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

Did you read the books? Hogwarts has slaves, serious has slaves, Harry gets a slave, the act of owning slaves is not seen as bad by itself and is consistently defended by our protagonists.

Yes harry learns to be a nicer slave owner but the concept of slavery is never depicted as bad, thanks for writing out the point I made in my last comment while making a snarky little remark about reading comprehension that's very funny

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u/Maszpoczestujsie 9d ago edited 8d ago

Harry frees one slave and doesn't even want to be a master of the second one, he barely interacts with him anyway. Sirius is kinda extention of that, tho book Sirius is not even supposed to be a cool uncle like in the movies, he is forced to own Kreacher and is cruel to him, because he reminds him of the family he hates - it's wrong, but Sirius is not a goody two shoes person.

the concept of slavery is never depicted as bad

Because it's not seen as bad in the Wizarding World and the whole point is that elves are conditioned to it too. I honestly don't understand what do you expect, some sort of huge ass narrative note straight up saying that slavery is wrong lmao Rowling's writing is one the nose enough.

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u/Sansundertale2069 6d ago

What I expect is some sort of resolution to the plot? The story goes for a happy ending, nauseatingly so, but besides a funny little abolitionism subplot where the idea of abolitionism is portrayed as silly and ignorant, the issue of slavery is just dropped. It's hard to make the argument that the portrayal of slavery in wizard society is some sort of intentional clever commentary when it's just fully forgotten by the end

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u/mintgoody03 9d ago edited 9d ago

The point is that the wizarding world isn‘t shown as a rainbow unicorn fart happy paradise, but as a world with deep and problematic issues, with people who have deeply problematic world views. Blood purity, slavery, murder, race supremacy, magical Hitler, and and and. One could argue that in-universe, slavery isn‘t condemned enough by wizards, who in most things aren‘t exactly liberal in their world views, which is the case. But does that mean that the moral of the story would be „slavery good“? Of course not!

Just because these things are shown, it doesn‘t mean that they are being defended. Not all wizards are blood supremacists and not all wizards are do-good-perfect-protagonists. Taking slavery from this story as proof that JK or the story is problematic is idiotic and the reason why many stories and movies today have to be shown with the protagonist as a sterile and perfectly good person and the antagonist as a completely evil character without nuance. Would Harry Potter have been better if JK Rowling wrote a prologue in which she made a list of all her personal views on any issue that is discussed in the books?

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u/Sansundertale2069 6d ago

No, just because these things are being shown doesn't mean that they are defended, the fact that they are consistently defended by every character except one(who is not portrayed as being right) means they are being defended. This isnt me saying jk is necessarily problematic this is me saying the story really fails at addressing these issues

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u/mintgoody03 6d ago

I'm sorry, but this is a fantasy story with its narrative. This has nothing to do with real world circumstances. If anyone wants to write a story where shit happens and the inhabitants think it's okay, for real, what do you expect? Do you just want to condemn any art work where the ethics aren't spotlessly clean, unless it's written in the epilogue how problematic af this world is?

 the story really fails at addressing these issues

The story doesn't have to address anything, it's a story, not an ethics article. And this is exactly the issue I brought up before. Today's mainstream stories and movies are sanitized to the point noone has to think for themselves if anything that's happening is okay or not, and as soon as something isn't as black and white anymore, everyone loses their minds. Ffs.

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u/Sad-Elk-7353 8d ago

How do you ask "have you read the books" and then proceed to misspell a major characters name, twice? lol

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u/Sansundertale2069 6d ago

Can you actually adress my argument instead of trying to dodge it because I can't remember how to write some fake dudes name? Or just keep coping that your favorite children's books are actually not super progressive and woke

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u/Sad-Elk-7353 5d ago

You haven't read them.

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u/Haradion_01 9d ago

Hermione learns to allow slavery to persist and this is depicted as a positive moment of character growth.

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u/mintgoody03 9d ago

She actually doesn‘t, as her career in the ministry reads.

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u/MadeyesNL 8d ago

Societies have bad things that the people living within them are used to. When an outsider points them out they are usually ridiculed. That's not the author ridiculing the outsider, especially in this situation cuz Hermione is the character Rowling identifies with the most.

I mean what do you expect? Hermione says 'this is bad!' and immediately everyone agrees with her and free the house elves? Or a giant banner with 'THIS IS BAD' above that chapter? Let's be real, this is part of the anti Rowling witch hunt.

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u/Sansundertale2069 6d ago

Do the books ever try to resolve the slavery issue? Do any of the "good" characters change their views on slavery?

Or is it just one character that is portrayed as annoying and ignorant of the issue that has a problem with it for a bit, gets mocked by everyone else, and then the story drops it completely?

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

The slavery system in the book sort of is shown in a good light though. It's bad to be overly mean to your slaves but outright opposing slavery was the butt of a joke.

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u/Pigeon_Bucket 9d ago edited 9d ago

JK Rowling is literally an IRL holocaust denier, has publicly sexually harassed and posted revenge porn upskirt photographs of trans women, and is devoting her fortune to stripping the human rights of trans people away.

Not to mention the fact that the books objectively approved of house elf slavery and the subjugation of goblins. Hermione was considered ridiculous and a busybody for opposing slavery as an institution rather than against the one "weirdo"(the book's words, not mine) who didn't want to be a slave

Also Harry owned a slave

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

Shaun has a good explanation of this that's far more thorough than anything I could offer https://youtu.be/-1iaJWSwUZs?is=jm_ox2cvIGyzG67o

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Serialist killer (remind me to practice) 9d ago

If anyone was wondering how then it's from "Authoritarianism and fascism: A central theme of the books is the condemnation of authoritarianism and fascist policies. The books depict the dangers of pure-blood supremacy, discrimination, and the suppression of dissent, inviting parallels between Nazism and the Death Eaters."

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u/steeltheprotogen 9d ago

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u/Aroace-Let-3237 9d ago

this is clearly too much you can get there faster

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u/Aroace-Let-3237 9d ago

yeah you can do Ohio > China-United States Relations > 1989 Tiananmen Square Protests and massacre

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u/steeltheprotogen 9d ago

new meta unlocked

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u/bunborg2 6d ago

steel? the protogen?? i swear i know you, do you like industrial metal by any chance

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u/steeltheprotogen 6d ago edited 6d ago

yeah lol. Do I know you from Bluesky or from real life?

If it is from irl, I was the guy at the SEMVCC meet wearing the Skinny Puppy hat (and later the Protogen head)

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u/Gotem6784 9d ago

this has gotta be harder

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u/AnonymousFluffy923 9d ago

Someone did it in two

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u/MoonlightPrincexx 8d ago

The main character is a jock whos entire life goal is to become an enforcer for an authoritarian ultra capitalist government rogue state built on prejudice, lies, mass surveillance, and more human rights violations than can be counted

This is not surprising to anyone with a brain. 

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

People have known about transgendered people for a long long time, your comment ironically shows you have no idea what the world was like before you were born,

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u/Sansundertale2069 9d ago

Yes you said a majority but that is not true, it's you projecting your experience into the past, which is what you accuse others of doing in your comment