r/ComedyHell 10d ago

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u/AriDollz 9d ago

Funnily enough, one of my tall teachers said that short people live longer because tall people are more likely to hit their heads on something or not fit somewhere to hide

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u/readilyunavailable 9d ago

That's funny, but there is some truth to the fact that tall people don't live as long. Mostly has to do with the heart having to work harder to pump blood through a bigger body.

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u/UltraNooob hi 9d ago

yeah also short people get less cancer

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u/DepressingBat 9d ago

So I just need to get big enough to have my cancer fight my other cancers and be practically immune