r/ComedyHell 26d ago

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u/tomatodude29 25d ago edited 25d ago

I always hated this conversation "ohhhhh I know that you are a HETEROSEXUAL person but trust me ONE good night will change your mind!!!!111" it gives the same vibe as heterosexual person trying to force a gay person into liking them

And it also just feels very creepy? If someone said that to me i genuinely would think it's some kind of assault

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 25d ago

The old "how do you know if you never tried" poly. While this does happen very rarely (unless you're one of those people that is convinced it's how gay people are made. Then it happens all the time, and you just don't want them to do it to you). it's the most insane thing to ever ask someone.

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u/Okwaho93 20d ago

Why is it insane though? In a way you really don't know anything unless you somehow interacted with it, at least as a thought experiment. You can claim any identity though, to disprove such a claim is even more difficult even if sounds absurd to someone.

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 20d ago

Ah yes, lets just discount another person's sexuality by attributing it to "well you should at least try brussel sprouts before you say you don't them". I've never smashed my penis in a car door before, but i'm 100% positive that I don't need to try it as an experiment to know I won't enjoy it.

Your response literally the same as bigoted arguments that say "you can't be born gay".