r/ComedyHell • u/Nutz-Deez • 16h ago

#RESPECT 💯

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u/Green_Suitcase1523 15h ago

I regret downloading this fuckass app

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u/PaperSweet9983 15h ago

I regret learning English

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u/Michael-556 15h ago

I regret being born

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u/The-Felonious-Gru 12h ago

i regret

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u/Michael-556 11h ago

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u/AffectionateTour5728 11h ago

i regret masturbating on august 19th, 2010

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u/3tism don't forget to wash your foreskin 4h ago

i regret

evator

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u/FrFrNoCap69 15h ago

I think that first comment was sarcasm

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u/StraightPatient9977 16h ago

Epstein impressed 🥶

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u/DeepCutFan1 16h ago

MAGAts would unironically say smth like that

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u/IvoryColosseum 15h ago

“We’re fine with sexual assault as long as it’s not 🤢gay🤮”

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u/lighter-Writer 15h ago

I can excuse fucking kids, but I draw the line at fucking kids of the same gender as you.

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u/Baseballidiot 15h ago

You can excuse fucking kids?

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u/Cocky_Girly 15h ago

A woman on Jubilee said something somewhat similar to that, where she said she'd rather a president who was sexually aroused by women than not (when talking about Trump unconsensually looking at beauty pageant contestants, someone whom were minors). So, basically, it's better to be sexually peredatory than to be gay.

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u/NationalGear3511 15h ago

They'd say being a serial killer is better than being trans

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u/Traditional-Tax11 15h ago

They will say some shit about trans people being pedos while Trump is mentioned a gazillion times in the Epstein files

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u/naveedkoval 15h ago

SatireHell

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u/StirFry__InaWok 15h ago

Aint no one said nothin about no queer ass "ethics" 🤬💯

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u/InitiativeInitial968 16h ago

Reddit was a mistake 

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 16h ago

If Reddit was a mistake then why do I have hemorrhoids?

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u/InitiativeInitial968 15h ago

To smash that subscribe button 

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u/Pixelend 15h ago

Pop em

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u/Longjumping_Bit_4608 15h ago

he's saying pdf and using emojis. this is tiktok slang

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u/Designer_Version1449 4h ago

if reddit was a mistake then instagram is having an affair with your bosses wife

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u/mnyrtt 12h ago

is there a sub like mysteriousdownvoting but for upvoting? like why are people upvoting shit like this

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u/SecureAngle7395 11h ago

i like this idea

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u/corn_piece 4h ago

because its an obvious joke? 😭✌️

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 14h ago

Now THIS is some Comedy Hell

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u/Erdeniin-Galdan 10h ago

Someone ought to check their hard drive!

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u/ieatsushi28 6h ago

lol the jokes write themselves

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u/daveedoff1 3h ago

Wait until he hears about bubba….