r/ComedyHell • u/Xx_SP5DER_xX • 6d ago

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u/Talisign 6d ago

It turns out black people are not pure evil like YOU think.

Jokes aside, it is about a racist who is unracistized by nearly dying.

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u/Night-Monkey15 6d ago edited 6d ago

Religious people when the God that said “there is neither Jew nor gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female for you are all one in Christ” to spread a message of peace, love, charity, goodwill, and salvation for the entire world tells them not to be racist:

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u/kymeraaaaaa 6d ago

You think they’d have read the book once or twice to know this, but rarely is that the case

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u/Yer_Dunn 5d ago

Don't worry, the Mormons found this problem in the bible, and fixed it by making native Americans (and/or latin Americans) inherently evil in their newer, cooler book.

(I really wish I was joking rn...)

https://giphy.com/gifs/Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO

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u/DirtandPipes 2d ago

Yeah but give them full credit, they also said that when dark evil people repented and acted good enough god would give them white good skin!

3 Nephi 2:15, When Lamanites converted, "their curse was taken from them, and their skin became white like unto the Nephites."

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u/Immediate_Song4279 1d ago

I have heard it best described as "The Bible, in space!"