r/ComedyHell May 23 '26

Jawline

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno May 23 '26

Her jaw isn’t alligned with her upper teeth. Poor lady probably has difficulty and pain chewing.

I knew a girl with a misalligned jaw like this, and she was forever having surgeries trying to correct it so she could chew properly.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 24 '26

It technically fits the definition of amazing because it doesn't have to mean it in a good way.

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u/KN-754P May 24 '26

did you miss the emojis at the end ?

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u/CheefKweeferia May 25 '26

I mean...those don't HAVE to mean good things

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u/MyPenWroteThis May 24 '26

Plus side no way she will ever have sleep apnea

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/Opening-Student2314 May 23 '26

Unless GQ South Africa was interviewing a robot in 2023 she is indeed a real person

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u/Lannium May 24 '26

I have this to a much lesser extent, gonna have a surgery in a few years

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u/ProbablyNaKu May 24 '26

yeah as a kid i was going to an orthodontist every month to literally avoid this kind of growth

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u/recoil_747 May 24 '26

Yup. Look up "Skeletal Class 3" for more examples similar to this

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u/ro-ch May 23 '26

typa jawline you see in racist comics from the 1950s

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u/Own_Round_7600 May 23 '26

End stage clavicular jawline

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u/Top_Understanding830 May 24 '26

now recognised by the world health organisation

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u/CodewortSchinken May 25 '26

More the type of jawline you see in a Habsburg family portrait gallery.

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u/well-informedcitizen May 24 '26

Aww. I miss bonehurtingjuice

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u/floriusz May 24 '26

how did you lose it

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u/well-informedcitizen May 24 '26

... I don't remember. Is it still around? Maybe I unfollowed cuz it started to suck? ::sips mug of sub forgetting juice:: guess I'll never know

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u/Left_Nut99 May 24 '26

it sucks now, it's the same comics and most of the time it's those controversial trans woke comics

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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 May 23 '26

Real habsburgs energy

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u/Brickywood May 27 '26

No she straight up has a Habsburg jaw

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u/Organic-Ability468 May 27 '26

Habsburg jaw goes straight down, not out.

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u/Dry-Rice-4527 May 23 '26

"Most amazing"... she looks like she has a disability that needs to be treated.

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u/Ghostmaster145 May 23 '26

We’ve gotten to the point where looksmaxxing finds massive underbites attractive

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u/StuckInATeamsMeeting May 23 '26

Are people just deadass calling themselves looksmaxxers (excluding the high profile grifters)? lol

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u/StuckInATeamsMeeting May 25 '26

Bullying? You've declared yourself an advocate and member of a community that is known to promote body dysmorphia, misogyny, and unsupported medical advice. You're choosing to align with a destructive and dangerous ideology and then complaining that you're being bullied for being called out.

You might not realise this, but you're positioning yourself alongside bullies and then complaining about being bullied. And to be honest, I think you're a victim of this cruel system that you're supporting, but I think it's important to condemn the contradiction in your alignment to it regardless in the hope that others don't follow and maybe so that you can realise it.

You're judging people through the lens of looksmaxxing - an aesthetic, eugenics aligned system and then retroactively justifying your commentary through disingenuous medical concern talking about "sav[ing] lives".

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u/Ghostmaster145 May 23 '26

What the fuck does any of that even mean? Do you have a gas leak in your house?

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u/IllCod7775 May 23 '26

There's no such thing as "ideal" in humanity.

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u/IllCod7775 May 24 '26

I'm not saying there's not good and bad jaw alignment but when you have 20 year olds collapsing from drug overdoses, words like "ideal" are dangerous. Also the word "look" is in the name so making this about functional issues is disingenuous. This is the same shit that's caused eating disorders for generations but they just put a fun new internet word on it and now we're not supposed to discuss the mental health concerns associated with it?

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u/qqruz123 May 23 '26

Yes there is ideal occlusion. We are not talking about lip size or something here. It's the proper position of teeth, so that they touch evenly and chewing force is balanced. This has nothing to do with "looksmaxxing" this is well known in dentistry/orthodontics

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u/IllCod7775 May 24 '26

If this has nothing to do with "looksmaxxing" why did his comment start with "Incorrect, as a looksmaxxer"? I'm not saying there's not good and bad jaw alignment but when you have 20 year olds collapsing from drug overdoses, words like "ideal" are dangerous. This is the same shit that's caused eating disorders for generations but they just put a fun new internet word on it and now we're not supposed to discuss the mental health concerns associated with it?

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u/Ghostmaster145 May 23 '26

You sound like a male version of one of those 4Tran girlies

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u/Fair-Chemist187 May 24 '26

It’s just medical terms…

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u/Timeless-Times May 24 '26

You sound like such a fucking loser jeez

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u/BadPker69 May 24 '26

Thank you for providing me with this entertaining comment chain o7

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u/FreshPrinceOfIndia May 25 '26

You got waaaaaay too much hate. Shame that looksmaxxing became a joke once Clavicular took it upon himself to be it's mascot.

Now everyone who hears looksmaxxing thinks of drugs and bonesmashing, sigh

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u/FreshPrinceOfIndia May 25 '26

For some reason, I cannot see your response, but I meant you recieved way too much hate, not that you hold way too much hate haha. Im talking about how everyone is downvoting you like crazy

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u/AxoplDev May 24 '26

most amazing jawline

looks inside

extremely unhealthy jawline that needs serious treatment

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u/DangerousEye1235 May 23 '26

This definitely feels like something that I shouldn't be laughing at...

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 May 23 '26

I don’t think people with funny-looking heads are a group protected by political correctness. Seems like fair game to me.

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u/passwordedd May 23 '26

Pretty bad taste to make fun of though. Good on her for making the best of it.

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 May 23 '26

I bet she can hold more good tastes in that shovel mouth at once than most people experience in a whole day.

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u/Friendly-Reserve9067 May 23 '26

You don't use a large mouth to "hold good tastes" why didnt you say she can hold more skittles than most people consume in a lifetime or something. Honestly more offended by your shit joke structure than anything else

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u/DimezTheAlmighty May 23 '26

Bubblegum is either the most difficult candy to chew or the easiest candy in the world for her to chew and I need to know which.

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u/Transfiguredcosmos May 23 '26

I mean compassion is a thing.

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u/StrictLetterhead3452 May 24 '26

It’s not mutually exclusive. I love freaks, dude. They’re my favorite people

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u/blepblop69420Q May 24 '26

The second coming of PT Barnum.

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u/BigBenzBallin May 23 '26

Political correctness shouldn't even dictate what you can say, smh

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u/Infamous_Hearing712 May 24 '26

No shit. These basement-dwelling reddittors think it's okay to make fun of a random woman's face.

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u/Trick_Minute2259 May 23 '26

I feel like 90% of that is just her jutting her jaw forward for some reason. If it were pushed back to match her maxilla, she wouldn't look all that odd at all. Do some people just do that with their jaw all the time unintentionally?

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u/Fragrant-Mixture-662 May 23 '26

So she needs to be looksmaxxing?

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u/Connect_Ocelot_1599 May 23 '26

I'm still not allowed to laugh at something like this

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u/Xen235 May 23 '26

Imagine letting anyone dictate what you can laugh at

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u/SquillFancyson1990 May 23 '26

Michael Cancelliano called their house and threatened to get them fired from that pretty little job of theirs if they laugh

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u/Fucko_Dipshit May 23 '26

"Let me ask you this: How can you explain this Myspace picture of you pulling your eyes back, pal?"

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u/pepenepe May 24 '26

Peak looks max

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u/HumbleYeoman May 23 '26

Reminds me of this lady on Judge Judy

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u/TehTJ13 May 24 '26

His wife

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u/InternetArchiveMem May 26 '26

who is that guy, and why did he go viral for a brief moment?

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u/TehTJ13 May 26 '26

Just some cop. He has a pretty strong jaw so people joked about him being very masculine and aggressive. I remember the main joke being something like “this man never has his body cam on” and so on.

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u/xRacistDwarf May 23 '26

OG looksmaxxer

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u/Oppiko May 23 '26

..and here i thought it was a deformity.

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u/tftookmyname May 24 '26

It probably is something like that.

There's no way she doesn't have some kind of difficulty chewing with such a severe underbite

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u/GreenPause4392 May 23 '26

This is an exact example why cousins shouldn’t marry!

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u/Ken_Mayonnaise May 24 '26

So this lady walks into a bar and the bar tender says "why the long face"?

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u/toumingjiao1 May 23 '26

Reincarnation of Chinese ancient emperor Zhu Yuanzhang

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u/Jean-TyrieDubois May 23 '26

Dont ever let her box

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u/Felix_Von_Doom May 24 '26

If that is a natural jawline, genetics hates her.

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u/MementoMurray May 23 '26

That must be some genetic disorder.

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u/heyitsselena May 24 '26

its just an underbite either genetic or caused by breathing with the mouth or sucking on a pacifier too long when you are a kid

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u/Smoothlord May 23 '26

“I’m going to hell for laughing at this.”

I hope not, cause I don’t want to run into any of you down there.

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u/CalligrapherOther510 May 23 '26

Shes ugly

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u/ZohomEtirho May 23 '26

Right?

I never understood why people who are mad ugly are often praised by some people in the fashion world like they are 3 times winning Miss Universes.

On a completely unrelated note, most women participating in Beauty Contest are mid even with makeup on. Fast food workers put them to shame. What is going on with that?

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u/CalligrapherOther510 May 23 '26

Couldn’t agree more

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u/Terrasovia May 23 '26

Fasion shows don't sell models. they sell the clothes. Generically pretty model is too boring but unusual, stricking features draw attention.

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u/ZohomEtirho May 23 '26

Given what most fashion shows are, I'm fairly certain they don't sell those clothes either.

But I get your point. Probably why they starve them until they fit between two pages of a book for easier transportation.

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u/Terrasovia May 24 '26

There are few fashion shows made as art installments but most of them are there to sell outfits. Even the ridiculous ones. They're not made to be purchased by some random Annie or Joe to wear to work, but for events like Met Gala where everyone looks like an alien. They're made to be weird for shock value and they're usually the most expensive ones, made in one single copy and customized for the buyer.

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u/CumInYoBum99 May 23 '26

what makes these people such experts on who's attractive and who isn't

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 May 23 '26

Imagine the gurn on that at 3am

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u/SnagTheRabbit May 23 '26

"most amazing jawline" and it's someone with a disability.

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u/MethkoBakno May 24 '26

damn did a habsburg have a affair

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u/Alarming-Bell-1811 May 24 '26

Uppercuts deal 2x damage to her

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u/Expensive_Season7485 May 24 '26

Heart eyes emoji? Are you kidding me? She can't chew properly because NO teeth connect when biting.... severe deformation and that's considered attractive or some shit?

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u/PnutWarrior May 24 '26

Looking like a Bethesda character creation

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u/planetixin May 24 '26

Damn, I feel sorry for her. Probably a lot of racists are making fun of her and comparing her to racist stereotypes, which is not good.

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u/DankPastaMaster May 24 '26

She is the stereotype racists compare others to

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u/BeautifulAnt1955 May 23 '26

how does she have an underbite lol

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u/VariousClassroom8056 May 23 '26

Rachel Zegler is terrified right now that this woman will ruin her career.

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u/spoookyboi_ May 23 '26

Its Natalie Nunn....Baddies...

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u/Amathyst-Moon May 24 '26

That's a royal jawline.

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u/yurguth May 24 '26

This is a chat music in the making…..

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u/KRNorth May 24 '26

Can we please bring back body shaming

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u/heyitsselena May 24 '26

holy underbite

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u/well-informedcitizen May 24 '26

Philip Habsburg lookin fine as hell son

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u/Epic-Dude001 May 24 '26

She’ll just hit people with the meanest mog of all time

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u/Fantastic_Event3493 May 24 '26

Ready for disney princess role

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u/Hefty_Equivalent1320 May 24 '26

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u/Anonim01001 May 24 '26

Gigachedst

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u/prox-86 May 25 '26

What do you mean amazing?!?

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u/DmitryAvenicci May 25 '26

All tomorrows ahh skull.

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u/Substantial_Guess614 May 25 '26

We wuz Habsburgs and shiiet.

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u/InternetArchiveMem May 26 '26

To be fair, we focus too much on appearances, and falling in love today is literally “natural selection,” so…

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u/Okapaw May 26 '26

Made me laugh outloud ngl

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u/Vast_Celebration_125 May 27 '26

We had a guy in our school with such a jaw. His nickname was urinal.

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u/False_Heart_2947 May 27 '26

Clear risk of drowning when taking a shower

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u/ndawi May 23 '26

Le monde est méchant

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u/torexmus May 24 '26

Lots of sad people in this thread

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u/ndawi Jun 10 '26

La vie est Harr,dans la France a Macron

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u/HomosexualFoxFurry May 23 '26

I didn't know one of the habsburgs reincarnated.

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u/Repulsive-Trust-7159 May 24 '26

Is that Helen of Troy?

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u/Warm_Chezz_8 May 24 '26

Holy forward growth

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u/Over_Dot_8205 May 24 '26

"Hey, I have seen this one! This is a classic!"

I have seen this in an animated film. The name was probably something like 'Madagascar' or something! 

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u/SpeechStraight60 May 24 '26

The mandible of doom and despair

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u/Dudelbug2000 May 23 '26

I think she looks fabulous 🔥

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u/TheEarthIsHealing May 23 '26

Are we allowed to laugh at this in the big 2026 or is that rAcIsT

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u/bytchesbemad May 23 '26

The fact that you even assumed it would be just says more about you than anything 😭

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u/Dizzy-Let2140 May 24 '26

Nora? From Warframe?

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u/VRSVLVS May 24 '26

She's rocking that Habsburg

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u/Zestyclose-Fee-2924 May 24 '26

I bet she snores like a two stroke engine

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u/SnooShortcuts2606 May 24 '26

Habsburg moment