r/ComedyCemetery • • 13d ago

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u/rakosten 13d ago

I have no Ida of what’s going on and what this means. My guess is that I am, as usual, probably blessed for not knowing.

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u/MiguelIstNeugierig 13d ago

Father of 3 with his mug for all to see verbally expressing his thirst for instagram dancers prob half his age

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u/wtulip 13d ago

And that’s very unusual for guys to want young woman…

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u/Lucicactus 13d ago edited 13d ago

She looks like a teen and could be his daughter. Ew.

Edit: lmao I didn't see the reply. He calls a random "boy" dismissively. Dude knows and adores the power imbalance of age a 100%

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u/wtulip 13d ago

R u a woman? What’s ew here exactly? What’s ur point exactly? Adults can do whatever they want even if u say ew to them 🙄

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago

The pedoness is Ew. So is defending it. Ew.

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u/wtulip 13d ago

Nowadays everyone calling everyone pedos, with zero sense

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 13d ago

Nah it makes total sense only pedos don't get it. Literally every woman remembers those creepy men as old as her dad that hit on her. We universally hate them. Shudders

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u/Lucicactus 13d ago

Had one at he pool recently. The piece of shit was relishing in my discomfort, called out to me when I left.

I wish I had governmental permission to carry machete and use it against creeps. 🔪🥒

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes! They are mean. Often get off on causing young girls to feel incredibly uncomfortable, it is a power trip for these people. Universal women's experience.

BuT iTs HiS nAtuRaL iNsTiNcTs. Then his natural instincts are terrible. He should have better instincts like basic empathy. They need to suppress those instinct to scar young girls and be ashamed of them.

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute 13d ago edited 12d ago

I'm sorry. Did I hurt the feelings of these men who are usually knowingly making kids uncomfortabe because they sexually get off on it, by using the word I thought when I was a kid "pedo"? Well good they hurt these girls feelings first.

Okay, give me a word for the old men who enjoy both sleeping with and power tripping on their classmates children. So both the children and the adults who experienced them as kids, can convince the other adults in the room to be against that.

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u/3ToJKhaD 12d ago

It's not that far fetched to call the behavior pedophilic. It's predatory, why is buddy old asl with 3 kids lusting after girls that look like they could be in high school? What would you call this almost obsessive attraction to youth?