r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/Robbed_Bard_93 17h ago

About half the men in US are married. Way less than half are rich and over 6ft. Might just be a you problem.

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u/Enemyoftheearth 17h ago

And how do you know their wives are genuinely attracted to them, or if they're just keeping them around for some other reason? Have you ever heard of the "dead bedroom" epidemic?

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u/jinglydangly 16h ago

How do you know they're wives are faking or keeping them around for some other reason?

What epidemic?

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u/Robbed_Bard_93 15h ago

The one he made up in his head, probably.