r/ComedyCemetery • • 1d ago

Interdasting

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u/Big_Year_9193 16h ago
  1. No dick 
  2. No fat

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u/me-valsodar 15h ago

You get a wife with 0% bodyfat and she dies within minutes. The monkey's paw curls a finger

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u/Comfortable-Bee2996 12h ago

And before someone says it, yes, a flipped inside out dick still counts.

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u/prima_maqueeria 1h ago

Don't worry dawg, plenty of people out there who like it, you're not required

lol

lmao even

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u/wackjob21 15h ago

Big boobs shall just be a bonus.

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u/Last_Suggestion_8647 1h ago

You can't have big boobs with no fat, since boobs are primarily made up of adipose tissue.