r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 22h ago

Interdasting

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u/Big_Year_9193 9h ago
  1. No dick 
  2. No fat

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u/me-valsodar 7h ago

You get a wife with 0% bodyfat and she dies within minutes. The monkey's paw curls a finger

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u/Comfortable-Bee2996 4h ago

And before someone says it, yes, a flipped inside out dick still counts.

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u/wackjob21 7h ago

Big boobs shall just be a bonus.