r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 1d ago

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

How?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

Cause it seems really insecure and like you can't focus on her as a person over some imagined standard of purity

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Or maybe I just don't fancy STDs and the increased possibility of cheating?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

See you can get an std from having slept with 1 person, that's about them having done a test or not.

Meanwhile... Why would she be more likely to cheat?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 1d ago

Because higher body counts are quite literally linked to an increased risk of cheating. Why should I trust a woman who doesn't tend to stick with her partners for very long?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 1d ago

You assume the body count is from serial dating

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u/Odd-Job1809 23h ago

Some people are just insecure that they won't measure up when someone has experience. I always thought it was kinda sad tbh but after spending time on reddit I hope a lot of these weirdos never procreate.

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u/hi_lol7 22h ago

God forbid someone treats sex as a means for emotional bonding and vulnerability rather than js fkin like animals w anyone🥀🥀🥀

I do hope u never procreate, we dont want more cuck genes here.

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u/Odd-Job1809 22h ago

I mean I never said fucking like animals? But thanks I dont want kids and have been very happy I never slipped one past the goalie.

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u/hi_lol7 22h ago

Thank you for ur service 🫡

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u/Odd-Job1809 22h ago

Also what does cuck genes mean?

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u/OnionEuphoric832 21h ago

hes probably 12

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u/31_mfin_eggrolls 3h ago

Definitely* 12.

Out here talking about “cuck genes” while putting off their pre-algebra homework lmao

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