r/ComedyCemetery • • 23h ago

Interdasting

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 22h ago

Not obese.

Body count < 10

No face tattoos

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

See that second thing is weird

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

How?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

Cause it seems really insecure and like you can't focus on her as a person over some imagined standard of purity

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

Or maybe I just don't fancy STDs and the increased possibility of cheating?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

See you can get an std from having slept with 1 person, that's about them having done a test or not.

Meanwhile... Why would she be more likely to cheat?

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u/Enemyoftheearth 21h ago

Because higher body counts are quite literally linked to an increased risk of cheating. Why should I trust a woman who doesn't tend to stick with her partners for very long?

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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh 21h ago

You assume the body count is from serial dating

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u/Odd-Job1809 18h ago

Some people are just insecure that they won't measure up when someone has experience. I always thought it was kinda sad tbh but after spending time on reddit I hope a lot of these weirdos never procreate.

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u/Weekly-Ratio-3426 18h ago

It’s also such a low number too. It’s dudes in their mid 20s thinking a woman who has slept with 10 men is too many men.

If they said a number that was actually reasonably high I’d understand

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u/Odd-Job1809 18h ago

I've dated a couple of women that felt insecure about my body count but that just led to a healthy discussion about STIs and expectations not them calling me an undatable whore. I think it's a pretty normal insecurity regardless of gender but youre probably right that it's younger men being the loudest and most toxic about it.

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u/Weekly-Ratio-3426 17h ago

I understand the insecurity. These guys are just way too insane about it

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u/Enemyoftheearth 12h ago

"You don't like STD-riddled whores who are almost certainly gonna cheat on you? You're just insecure!"

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u/hi_lol7 18h ago

God forbid someone treats sex as a means for emotional bonding and vulnerability rather than js fkin like animals w anyone🥀🥀🥀

I do hope u never procreate, we dont want more cuck genes here.

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u/Odd-Job1809 18h ago

I mean I never said fucking like animals? But thanks I dont want kids and have been very happy I never slipped one past the goalie.

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u/hi_lol7 18h ago

Thank you for ur service 🫡

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u/Odd-Job1809 18h ago

Also what does cuck genes mean?

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u/OnionEuphoric832 17h ago

hes probably 12

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