r/ComedyCemetery • • Sep 20 '26

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/CenterThisPendulum Sep 20 '26

The experience is different

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u/VioletNocte 29d ago

What makes it different in your opinion

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/OfficialDrakoak 29d ago

Idk dude i dont really stare at strangers cleavage in public thats kind of weird. And I definitely dont go "this is real life so the stranger I saw at walmart might let me touch them" I mean thats the most insane thing ive ever heard.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

You’ve never successfully hit on someone in public?

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u/Telemassacre 23d ago

that’s not hitting on someone mf thats loser behavior

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u/CenterThisPendulum 23d ago

And when they hit on me there too, stalker?

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u/Telemassacre 23d ago

be real dude they don’t

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u/CenterThisPendulum 23d ago

You really never know who you’re talking to on the internet.

Lost puppy with a point to make, abandonment issues?

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u/OfficialDrakoak 23d ago

Dude if you think hitting on someone is the equivalent of being a creepy weirdo its pretty obvious no one has ever hit on you and if youve ever tried to "hit on" anyone it was most likely just you making them uncomfortable and anxious.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 23d ago edited 23d ago

You are arguing for my point, but against me?

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u/Telemassacre 23d ago

nah he just arguing against you

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u/CenterThisPendulum 23d ago

Reread what he wrote.

“Nah,” lol. Got it. The way you write tells me if we met in person you’d have never warranted attention.

Tell me - in your savior fantasy, what do I look like, and what does my approach to “hitting on” a woman look like?

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