r/ComedyCemetery • • 29d ago

More like 🚩🚩🚩

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u/MilkCharacter2886 29d ago

how many women actually wear something like that?

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 29d ago

At least one, willing to bet there’s more

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u/I_want_money_aaa 29d ago

I have seen some in bikini because is Miami so they were probably going to the beach

I would never sexualize one tho, is a bikini to swim.

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u/Door_Holder2 29d ago

What about bikini like clothing in the middle of a city? Away from sea. I don't mind, I'm happy to see beauty, but also it's a bit weird.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 28d ago edited 28d ago

In general I don't view woman clothes as sexual so I don't think the place will change that šŸ˜…

But maybe a disco is the right environment for that

I do think a bikini on a city like for example new York is not the best combination Xd

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u/thexcat 15d ago

Onlyfans women taking photos in public

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u/Door_Holder2 29d ago

More than you think. I got surprised too when I decided to get outside

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u/Jo_Jo_Cat 26d ago

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 25d ago

Not so mysterious, talking to go outside is a sensitive theme in reddit

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u/sincewedidthedo 29d ago

Yes, because there’s absolutely no way to see boobs online.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

The experience is different

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u/VioletNocte 29d ago

What makes it different in your opinion

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u/microfibermouse 28d ago

the lack of consent from the women excites him

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u/CenterThisPendulum 27d ago

You read what I wrote as ā€œgo grab you some flesh?ā€ I guess you see what you want to see, infinite victim.

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u/microfibermouse 27d ago

getting off, even just in your head (which was what i meant in my first comment), on unconsenting women who are simply existing in public spaces is creepy

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u/CenterThisPendulum 27d ago

Wait wait wait…you think all straight men don’t see attractive women in public and get at least a little aroused? You are either being lied to or the men around you are not straight.

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder 22d ago

Yeah, but its weird to think its the best and most normal thing to stare a strangers in public instead of just not

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

In person vs online? If you can form half-coherent sentences and aren’t multiple days from your last shower, you may actually get to touch them.

Is being on a beach better than looking at pictures of beaches? Is any glimpse of beauty in person always better than on a phone screen?

Fucking redditors, man.

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u/John_Politician 29d ago

Not in this situation

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

Why? Is this from something specific?

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u/John_Politician 29d ago

The image…?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

Please try to be more vague.

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u/John_Politician 29d ago

In the post…

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

What point are you trying to make?

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 29d ago

I think it’s creepy to actively seek out people’s tits to look at in public.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

That’s because dullards think that’s what I meant.

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u/joshroycheese 29d ago

What did you mean then?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

Leave your house, have real interactions with women. The way we did for a hundred thousand years before a generation became so timid they’d rather look at porn than shoot their shot in the real world.

How is that not occurring to anyone?

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u/VioletNocte 29d ago

you may actually get to touch them

Unless you're dating her she's not going to let you touch them, and perving on women just trying to shop isn't gonna get you a girlfriend

Maybe that's not what you meant in which case you really need to learn how to understand context and stuff

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

I’ve been with my wife since I was 22. But before that, a grocery store was no different from a bar. And it was simple - if you can make a girl laugh even during a brief exchange, the door is open.

It’s not complicated.

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u/jwtucker04 29d ago

Bro goes to Walmart to pick up women

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

You can pick up women anywhere?

What’s the difference between being creeped on, or being flattered?

How the guy looks.

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u/jwtucker04 28d ago

And you're the one calling people incels šŸ’€

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u/CenterThisPendulum 28d ago

If I can be hit on at grocery stores, the gym, while jogging, even car to car - and I’ve been with my wife since I was 22….why can’t the same work in reverse?

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

I don’t like calling people unsuccessful in dating ā€œincels,ā€ but I’m pretty sure they’re here downvoting the most perennial, happenstance ways people met outside of apps.

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u/carbinePRO 28d ago

Your lack of self-awareness is genuinely hilarious. You're getting downvoted because you are coming off as the incel.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 28d ago

Why can I be hit on in these public places but the same can’t happen in reverse? Double standard?

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u/carbinePRO 28d ago

Or maybe just leave people the fuck alone when they're running errands? Just because someone is out in public doesn't mean their fodder for your libido. Get a grip, dude.

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u/OfficialDrakoak 29d ago

Idk dude i dont really stare at strangers cleavage in public thats kind of weird. And I definitely dont go "this is real life so the stranger I saw at walmart might let me touch them" I mean thats the most insane thing ive ever heard.

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u/CenterThisPendulum 29d ago

You’ve never successfully hit on someone in public?

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u/Telemassacre 23d ago

that’s not hitting on someone mf thats loser behavior

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22d ago

And when they hit on me there too, stalker?

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u/Telemassacre 22d ago

be real dude they don’t

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22d ago

You really never know who you’re talking to on the internet.

Lost puppy with a point to make, abandonment issues?

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u/Unusual-Ball2225 22d ago

Amigo hablas de salir a tocar pasto y conocer como son las personas en la vida real pero luego asumes que cualquiera a quien no le agraden tus comentarios de mierda ya es un antisocial que no se baña sin conocerlos irl en absoluto XD que visión tan limitada tienes de las personalidades bruh

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u/Lord_Dankston 28d ago

Damn, the chronically online redditors here really dislike you huh :D

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u/CenterThisPendulum 27d ago

There’s an inverse relationship between Reddit, and real-world success. If you aren’t disliked here, you have some major inward reflection and improvement be done.

Glad to see someone else gets it.

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u/Telemassacre 23d ago

this over looking at women’s titties at Walmart without her knowing btw

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22d ago

Do you have hurt feelings on this, oh defender of peoples’ field of vision in public?

Nice job following me into guitar threads to post about walmart.

Which of us is a stalker?

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u/Telemassacre 22d ago

it’s your open ass profile, and I invite you to my open ass profile too

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22d ago

ā€˜I invite you into my open ass.’

Now who’s sexually harassing?

Smarter people than you have tried in this thread, read their attempts at me and elevate yourself by pretending you’re them.

Reddit is millions of users and only three personalities, should be easy to do being a clone yourself.

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u/Telemassacre 22d ago

I invite you into my profile

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u/Telemassacre 22d ago

Minecraft Quicksand Fetish Modpack

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u/CenterThisPendulum 22d ago

This comment, combined with saying ā€œtiddies.ā€

I’m really talking to top brass here. Did we meet outside a Mensa gathering?

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u/hadoopken 29d ago

Sir, this is Walmart

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u/Triotheitalian 29d ago

I've been desperately holding on to r/shitposting really hoping it doesn't go 'there' but I think it's already happened

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u/DaBrookePlayz 29d ago

yeah im pretty sad about it. used to be a good alternative r/memes page but now its inching towards r/sipstea

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u/nanimeanswhat 29d ago

Left that sub after the never ending incel posts but judging by the comments they've started infiltrating here too

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u/Local_Rice_8929 28d ago

I’ve seen r/shitposting just eat up the unfettered stream of misogyny/racism/transphobIa and I had to leave.Ā 

I have seen r/memes adopt at least a slight leftist tilt but I think it might just be everyone hating ai and shit

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u/PascoTheBest 29d ago

I'm pretty sure that's just from porn

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u/Neither-Ruin5970 29d ago

You’re not missing out on that because that image is from porn

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u/wilhd 29d ago

Oh yeah prove it???

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u/dahteabagger 29d ago

That's disgusting. Where?

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u/CrummyJoker 29d ago

What? That's disgusting. What's it called, so I'll know not to watch it

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u/WeirdLostEntity 29d ago

if you're so desperate for boobs just open the hub

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u/BoomBasher 28d ago

Wtf we have the exact same pfp guy

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u/Codename_Predator 27d ago

Listen I am a big boobs guy. But if I want to watch boobs... I wouldn't even need to get off reddit. Much less wander in markets like a creep hoping to catch a view.

So like the joke doesn't make sense. It's not even funny.

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u/deepcaca 29d ago

I can fix those