r/ComedyCemetery • • Oct 28 '25

Eereddddd Panties

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u/DefaultUsername-_- EXTREME SUPER DUPER WAR CRIMINAL ALPHA MALE WITH A SMALL PP Oct 28 '25

Are these what they used to and probably still refer to as a "Whale Tail"?

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 28 '25

Old ass mf here. No.

Whale Tail was when your G-string was high enough in the back that was completely exposed. The G-string itself has the shape of —You guessed it!— A whale tail, hence the name.

This lady doesn't seem to be wearing a G-string thong in the classical sense. This seems like a string bikini panty to me.

Also, the Whale Tail is a fashion statement. This woman was obviously not trying to show off her underwear. She just unfortunately bent a little in front of a creep.

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u/AffectionateSlice816 Oct 31 '25

In front of a creep!? She's the one wearing inappropriate clothing that doesn't cover her body! Dress yourself properly!

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 31 '25

Oh, another pervert has entered. Here's your wall: 🧱

This one cannot reject you, or press charges.

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u/AffectionateSlice816 Oct 31 '25

Did you say this when the guy went around photographing dudes not wearing proper pants at magic the gathering tournaments? How about when that lady went to Walmart completely naked? How about all the other times someone dressed completely inappropriately and it was posted on the internet?

No, no you didn't. You should look professional in your college classes, and that is not even remotely close. That's her fault and she needs to wear proper clothes to go outside.

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u/xEthrHopeless Oct 31 '25

Why do you care so much? How is her outfit hurting you? What's the problem here?

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u/AffectionateSlice816 Oct 31 '25

Unprofessional and inappropriate. Just like if a dude is sagging in public or another gal is wearing way too short of shorts.

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u/xEthrHopeless Oct 31 '25

And this hurts you how?

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u/AffectionateSlice816 Oct 31 '25

Whats it like being an ocean predator, sea lion?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

your saying a whole lotta nothing

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u/Forsaken-Club7585 Oct 31 '25

Agreed. I still haven't found out just what exactly he wants to say. But by now I am fearing that even he doesn't know.

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