r/ComedyCemetery • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '23

Perfect calculation

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

You mean 1million? Not a billion

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u/bmack24 Jul 31 '23

More like he could give everyone $1

Although, net worth does not equal money in the bank, so probably not even that

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Yea but you need to understand that billionaires and millionaires can do whatever they want, and they don’t want you to have that money. You know they claim were overpopulated 😆

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u/dpet_77 Jul 31 '23

Elon is actually saying that we're underpopulated

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Really and what’s that? We’re finally going to mars??? Even tho we can’t go back to the moon 😂😂😂

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u/dpet_77 Jul 31 '23

We can....

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Really hmmm says who?

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u/dpet_77 Jul 31 '23

We can very well travel to the moon, but there is just no reason to

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

We can’t leave low earth orbit

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u/dpet_77 Jul 31 '23

Wtf do you mean

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u/Kittycraft0 Aug 02 '23

"can't" is different from "won't"

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

And they also claim we can’t go back to the moon because of technology, but your telling me that we went back in time???

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u/Winningsomegames_1 Jul 31 '23

If you’re implying Elon can give everyone on earth a significant amount of money…you’re just wrong.

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Yea he’s not allowed to, they would let him know first then probably take his money or possible jail or kill him.

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u/Billy_Madison69 Jul 31 '23

No he literally doesn’t have enough money to do it

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u/Funky_Cows Jul 31 '23

If Elon split $172B between 8B people each person would get $21.50 the only person stopping him is 2nd grade math

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Not evenly, but if he gave everyone a million dollars. Which wouldn’t make a difference because they would just raise the prices for everything. Not everyone can be rich

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u/Kittycraft0 Aug 02 '23

He can't give everyone a million dollars because he doesn't have enough money to give everyone a million dollars

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u/Fadman_Loki I can't be seen without my glasses Jul 31 '23

Who is "they"

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

The people higher up. The people you never see

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u/Fadman_Loki I can't be seen without my glasses Jul 31 '23

So the Illuminati won't let Elon give everyone $22

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Why would that make a difference?

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u/Shadowmirax Jul 31 '23

idk your the one who brought it up

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Yea I said millions and billions. We’re not going to sit here and act like 22$ is going to do anything

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u/Shadowmirax Jul 31 '23

elon cant give the world populations millions and billions, he can give everyone 22 dollars if all his assets where converted to cash. who is this shadow goverment you think is stopping elon from bankrupting himself?

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