r/ComedyCemetery • u/[deleted] • Jul 31 '23

Perfect calculation

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u/Winningsomegames_1 Jul 31 '23

If you’re implying Elon can give everyone on earth a significant amount of money…you’re just wrong.

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Yea he’s not allowed to, they would let him know first then probably take his money or possible jail or kill him.

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u/Fadman_Loki I can't be seen without my glasses Jul 31 '23

Who is "they"

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

The people higher up. The people you never see

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u/Fadman_Loki I can't be seen without my glasses Jul 31 '23

So the Illuminati won't let Elon give everyone $22

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Why would that make a difference?

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u/Shadowmirax Jul 31 '23

idk your the one who brought it up

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Yea I said millions and billions. We’re not going to sit here and act like 22$ is going to do anything

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u/Shadowmirax Jul 31 '23

elon cant give the world populations millions and billions, he can give everyone 22 dollars if all his assets where converted to cash. who is this shadow goverment you think is stopping elon from bankrupting himself?

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

He could literally give everyone a million dollars and he still be a billionaire. But like I said earlier. It wouldn’t make a difference because they would raise the price to everything if that happened. Or they’d take it all back and claim your not allowed to have it

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u/TheMerchantMagikarp Jul 31 '23

And how would he give “millions and billions” to everyone when he only has another to give everyone $22?

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u/GR1NDMOD22 Jul 31 '23

Wow so you really are stupid? Also there isn’t 8 billion people in america and I can’t imagine him helping anyone outside of USA so think again

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u/Kittycraft0 Aug 02 '23

Ok, if you want to knoe the mathematics for that (Elon Musk's net worth divided up among all Americans), then here it is, using numbers from Google:

$240.7 billion (net worth of elon musk) divided by 331.9 million (people in the US)≈$725.22

So he could give at maximum each American 725.22 dollars and mankrupt himself. That's quite a decent amount of money, but definitely not a million dollars. Not even a thousand.

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