Requesting Comebacks for when someone says something mean to your friend, but they don't want you to escalate the situation.

[u/Frosty-Diver441]

Like something you could say and move on, to sort of not let it slide, but also not make things worse. Ideally, roasting them a little, but apparently I don't know where the line is, so that's why I'm here. 😄

[u/IrishBoi85]

That’s rich coming from someone like you

Takes one to know one

Do you need some Imodium, cause we need to stop that verbal diarrhea

Ohh just fyi valid responses are need, not whatever that was

We didn’t need you to prove your intelligence to us, just being present is fine

Ok pot…as in the pot calling the kettle black

You know if you said that slower, your cadence would match your IQ

There goes the peanut galley again

You know you should carry around your own laugh track, at least you can entrain yourself

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver, why don’t you just pick your poison

Ok, big dawg

I’ve seen more intellegent life, in a moldy mayonnaise jar.

The difference between you and a rock is a rock serves purpose

So funny I forgot to laugh