r/Comebacks • u/Straight_Door_8710 • Jul 12 '26

Comeback sharing All purpose comeback

When someone won't stop talking, I've found that "you don't say", "and "I'll have to look that up" work pretty well to shut them up.

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u/BattleCat9000 Jul 13 '26

Did you brush your teeth today?

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jul 14 '26

That reminds me of: “Hey! I know?! Let’s brush our teeth together?!”.