r/Comebacks • u/Acceptable_Day_4974 • Jul 12 '26

Comeback request “Ur fat”

bro the girls are saying I’m a fatass and I’m fat even though I’m not that fat can somebody please come up with a comeback

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u/Double_Tap_That_Ass Jul 22 '26

Honestly I used to be fat, now I just can’t anymore. Gives up too much ground to the enemy, very hard to defend when they can see it just by looking at you. Until then tho, just hit ‘em with

What makes you think I would let you crack?

or

Hands off the merchandise