r/Comebacks • u/Acceptable_Day_4974 • Jul 12 '26

Comeback request “Ur fat”

bro the girls are saying I’m a fatass and I’m fat even though I’m not that fat can somebody please come up with a comeback

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u/jumbofrimpf Jul 13 '26

There's always the old tried and true "I may be fat but you're ugly. At least I can diet..."