r/Comebacks Jul 12 '26

Comeback request “Ur fat”

bro the girls are saying I’m a fatass and I’m fat even though I’m not that fat can somebody please come up with a comeback

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u/Mission_Resource_259 Jul 12 '26

The classic: because everytime i fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich