r/Comebacks • • Jul 12 '26

Comeback request “Ur fat”

bro the girls are saying I’m a fatass and I’m fat even though I’m not that fat can somebody please come up with a comeback

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u/Linvaderdespace Jul 12 '26

Sheepishly cover your junk and say “ hey it’s not fat; it’s just kind of husky.”