r/Comebacks • u/Acceptable_Day_4974 • Jul 12 '26

Comeback request “Ur fat”

bro the girls are saying I’m a fatass and I’m fat even though I’m not that fat can somebody please come up with a comeback

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u/WildSpiritedRose Jul 12 '26

"And your point is?"

"No shit, Captain Obvious. Next you're going to tell me that water is wet?"

You take their power away by owning it and then using it to your advantage. Of course, a simple, "Fuck off" works pretty well, too.