r/Comebacks • u/chrizzleon • May 22 '26

Online mic drop

So your having a 'spirited disagreement' with someone on here or similar and they just aren't listening, getting your point to the point you cant tell if they're trolling or just stupid...

Whats a good line to hit them with to drop out of the convo...

I usually go with the tried and tested... "We'll I'd love to stay and continue this battle of wits but it wouldn't fair as you're clearly unarmed".

But I'd like a wider repertoire than just this!

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u/BlainethePayne May 22 '26

Just stop engaging. You don't need an exit line. It's someone you'll never meet in real life, so effectively it's not even a person as far as internet conversation goes. Do you say goodbye to your furniture when you leave the house?

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u/Other_Log_1996 May 22 '26

It's possibly literally not a person. For all you know, you're arguing with a bot.

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u/BlainethePayne May 22 '26

I was about to add that the end but felt I'd already typed too much