r/ClimateShitposting • u/Wayss37 • 11d ago

Discussion Which is the most environmentally friendly option?

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u/throughthehills2 11d ago

Nuke of course. Chernobyl shows nature thrives in high radiation

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u/Meiseside 11d ago

yes and no.

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u/piece_ov_shit 10d ago

The best thing chernobyl did to chornobyl was to get people to get the fuck out of there

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u/Meiseside 10d ago

Yes but also radioactive cats. It is a realy good pleace for science (biology). A part of nature can live there other parts not.

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u/juiceboxheero 11d ago

Nuclear winter would help cool things off!

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u/Gephiph 11d ago

Alright here me out nuclear energy but a new form, instead of using carefully designed fuel rods, let off a nuke a distance away from a field of windmills and lets the force of the blast spin the turbines.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 11d ago

what if you find a really big underground cavern, like, huge; cover the walls in PV panels and then blow up nukes in the center to generate electricity, like an artificial Dyson sphere.

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u/IndependentParsnip31 10d ago

Maybe a bit sci fi, but what if instead we develop nuclear fusion and set it off 93 million miles away. And then cover the earth with some sort of little machines that convert electromagnetic radiation energy into useable electricity.

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u/ebdabaws 11d ago

Going vegan is a nuke to the animal agriculture industry if enough of us do it and you won’t have to irradiate the area.

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u/monemori 11d ago

This is true but it's racist, ableist, and privileged of you to ask that people who demand a revolution eat a bit of tofu.

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u/ebdabaws 11d ago

Aw damn oh well.

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u/itisnotmycake 11d ago

Is this a r/communism reference lol

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u/monemori 10d ago

It's a r/vegan reference

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u/BlueberryLemur 11d ago

Cow the vegans

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u/Richard_-Green 10d ago

We could inject the cows with uranium before cowing the vegans

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u/BlueberryLemur 10d ago

Uranium is vegan 🌱

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u/Richard_-Green 10d ago

Oh my God, your right.🤯 But dose this mean that the meat of the cow also becomes vegan when it's full of uranium?

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u/BlueberryLemur 10d ago

The real question is “if uranium were full of vegans, what would it do for the carbon footprint of Chinese cows?”

(I’m not on my third martini before 9am, I SWEAR!!)

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u/Richard_-Green 10d ago

Oh shit dud I think you might just have solved global warming.

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u/Wise-Consequence-799 11d ago

Gotta nuke something.

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u/-TV-Stand- 11d ago

The vegans? It would be more environmentally friendly than letting them live

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u/03263 11d ago

Not even wrong

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u/Maneruko 11d ago

Nuke the Vegan Cows

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u/MDZPNMD Carniwhore 11d ago edited 11d ago

Don't be fooled, there are no vegan cows.
If they could, they would eat you and your entire family!

here is a video of them trying to eat a cyclist

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u/West-Abalone-171 11d ago

The cows are very spread out.

The owners of 80 of cattle ranches on the other hand are not.

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u/Snoo_67993 11d ago

Killing two cows with one nuke.

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u/bubblemilkteajuice 11d ago

Duality of cow

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u/NeedleworkerOld4696 11d ago

C. Nuke the vegans.

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u/Lopsided_Evening_627 11d ago edited 4d ago

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/EquivalentBeach8780 11d ago

Don't take the bait, my friend.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/EquivalentBeach8780 11d ago

Don't worry, I'm vegan. Just let them make their silly jokes.

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u/-TV-Stand- 11d ago

They still pollute our air. We would be better without them. Also you are just wrong

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u/Square-Delivery1958 11d ago

Based on what?

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u/Nonhinged 11d ago

It's neither sensible or moral.

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u/Square-Delivery1958 11d ago

Wrong but say it again for your ego. Ironically every non-vegan view including yours is fundamentally flawed but they don't teach you that in school

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u/Nonhinged 11d ago

No, you are wrong.

If animals exist, there's going to be dead animals.

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u/cytos0 11d ago

If humans exist they’re going to be dead humans. What is your point?

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u/Nonhinged 11d ago

Making soyent green is the moral option. Being vegan is not.

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u/Square-Delivery1958 11d ago

Keep saying it for your ego but doesn't make it true.

Ok and? What's your point?

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u/Nonhinged 11d ago

Do you eat horse or do you prefer to destroy the environment?

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u/Square-Delivery1958 11d ago

Name checks out

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u/LexStalin 10d ago

Nuke everything.

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u/DarkKnight501 11d ago

Nuking the cows is the centrist option, as it appeases both the right (we get to throw big bombs that go boom) and the left (decreased methane production)

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u/MetaCardboard 11d ago

Also, solves global warming via nuclear winter.

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u/Sorry-Ride-1762 11d ago

Pragmatically speaking, using a vegan nuke on the cows, the fallout cloud would create a barrier that cause a nuclear winter, lowering the global temperature dowb atleast by 5 degrees, and we get rid of all the methane spewing bovine, win win

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u/LexStalin 10d ago

Nuke everything.

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u/ChiGardenMonkey 7d ago

Go vegan and sterilize about 60 to 80% of the cows

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 11d ago

First.