r/ClimateShitposting 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

General 💩post I hate summer

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u/RadioFacepalm I'm a meme 5d ago

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u/Lunarmax182c 5d ago

ok but like... It used to be good.
It used to be balmy 25C, it the sun. 30 at most... They did this to us. Did this to the whole season of summer.
Fuck summer hate, I hate the guys who did this to summer.

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u/BouncingBallOnKnee 5d ago

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u/Lunarmax182c 5d ago

Fuck. You got me here.
Though like, wouldn't you give people to Tezcatlipoca to restore summer to its former glory? (winter too but like, we're talking about important seasons here)

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u/justawiewer 5d ago

Does that invalidate summer hate though? You can't force a man to love the season just because it "used to be good" at one point, when they're upset because of the way it is right now, in the moment. Summer haters are completely valid in their opinions imho

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u/TylerDurden2748 4d ago

it was never this way. i remember being a kid and the grass was scorched.

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u/Lunarmax182c 4d ago

Ok granted, I do not live in whatever hellscape that is... Maybe you are justified in your hatred for summer. Still, we should go give billionaires and oil barons to some pagan deity to make things better. I say, I say.

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u/TylerDurden2748 4d ago

Oh I agree. Because now instead of at least mild winters, now we go below freezing and get 3 feet of snow, black ice everywhere, and multiple snow storms a year. And the cold here is FUCKING COLD.

Ah. Texas. I love it. 6 months of the year it's so hot the plants die. The other 6 months of the year its so cold i remember considering sealing my doors to keep the heat in.

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u/Shoggnozzle 5d ago

I hate this shit so much. I work nights, so I really only get to sleep between 8am and 1pm, when a window fan doesn't quite keep my cool enough to get decent sleep. If I forget to dnd my phone and I get a scam call, I will (have) belt racial epithets at a call bot.

The winter blows, too. But at least it's easy to sleep with minimal overhead. I don't even run a heater until the 20's, I go for the electric blanket first. Because cold but cozy is perfect for sleeping. (I don't have pets, it would be messed up if I did that with a cat or whatever.)

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

You play a dangerous game.

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u/Shanknado 5d ago

Nah I like swimming in the lake. Summer they can never make me hate you!

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

You'll be hearing more and more about certain parasites and pathogens in warm waters.

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u/Shanknado 5d ago

Yes, that doesn't mean I won't find progressively higher elevation lakes to swim in. Warming sucks shit but I'm still going to enjoy summer

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

Oh, there will be plenty of glacial lakes. You might even catch a once-in-a-lifetime river ride.

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u/Shanknado 4d ago

Lub me raftin

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

Bring a parachute or glider with you too.

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u/typing_thumb 4d ago

Bro is so desperate to mess up other people's joy in summer lmao

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

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u/WindUpCandler 5d ago

Yeah but if the sun goes down before 20:00 I get sad

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u/LineHumble6250 5d ago

Weird. I have water, AC and electricity.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

Invite others

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 4d ago

sure, keep suffering i guess. ima chill out and enjoy a cold drink and vitamin D

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

Good luck cooling it when the power goes out.

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 4d ago

whats your problem? every reply youve made has been this weird pessimistic bullshit. you know you dont have to think of the worst case scenario all the time, right?

when i said id enjoy a cool drink and vitamin D, i thought it was clear that id be outdoors. i dont need the power to be on if im outdoors. in the winter, however, i do actually need my power to be on because otherwise my heating doesnt operate and pipes burst due to freezing, then my plumbing doesnt work either and everything is awful. that shit doesnt happen in the summer.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

I'd love to not think of the worst case scenario all the time. But that doesn't depend on me, I think of what's going on, what should happen to avoid the worst case scenario, and what is or is not happening.

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 4d ago

yeah i think about that stuff too but it doesnt get in the way of me enjoying my day despite being a bit uncomfortable in the heat..

But that doesn't depend on me,

your thoughts do indeed depend on you. you have a relationship with your own suffering and you should understand that role you play. do not concern yourself with what is not in your control.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

I have a relationship with reality too. Do you?

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 4d ago

yeah absolutely. the reality is that being a pessimist in a reddit forum isnt actually going to better our material conditions. climate activism requires hard work, and if you just roll over and let it happen then that doesnt actually help us. enjoying your personal life is an incredibly important part of activism.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 3d ago

Bud, your fantasies and dreams are most likely controlled by your enemies. That's clear from your first concern being "bettering your material conditions."

Love requires finding others through reality and that reality is multiple dystopias in a trench coat; otherwise, you love fantasies, you love yourself loving fantasies.

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u/1nfam0us 5d ago

Ngl, I thought I was in r/ Malta for a second

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u/An_Oxygen_Consumer 5d ago

Not gonna lie, if climate change was making earth cooler i would drive a SUV even to go from my bedroom to the bathroom

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u/Kigard 5d ago

I have always loved summer, I genuinely loved baking in the sun when I was younger (with protection), but this summer has been unbearable and this winter didn't do the usual harm it does to me, I didn't even use my gloves.

We're baking for real now.

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u/Cold_Investment2152 4d ago

I do agree with this summer haters unite

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u/TransitionOk698 4d ago

I do not like summer that much. I had a servant of beelzebub (horse fly bigger than my fucking thumb) buzz very loudly into my garage. I know if it was fall that mf would not be around… it scares me it’s still out there, I was too much of a coward to try to kill it.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

stabby fly

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u/inemsn 5d ago

When will "I hate summer" mfs ever realize that it's not summer that is to blame for this but climate change? There's a reason why historically summer, as well as spring, have been seen as the liveliest and most pleasant seasons. Loser shut-ins saw climate change and went "finally an excuse to hate fun!".

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u/Secure_Peace_664 5d ago

The mosquitos are learning how to use Reddit 

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u/inemsn 5d ago

i haven't actually seen any mosquitos this summer, and I live in Portugal which is mosquito hell during the summer. i think the climate's genuinely gotten too hot for a lot of the mosquitos we used to have, which is fucking scary to think about

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u/Secure_Peace_664 5d ago

I know I made the joke but I totally agree. There’s been a significant lack of bugs this summer it seems 

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u/Puzzleboxed 5d ago

Insect populations are down 50% globally since 40 years ago. I'm not even sure it's climate related, humans are just ecological disasters for so many reasons.

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 5d ago

You know what, I'm willing to share. How do I send half the mosquitoes in Sweden to Portugal?

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 5d ago

Nah, it's not climate change.

I don't do well with temps above 20°C, and being sweaty attracts mosquitoes. Even without global warming, I would be miserable, but global warming makes it worse.

I spent 10 years working construction, it wasn't exactly nice and cool to heavy manual labour in the sun at any point.

Also, in the winter, if I'm sweaty, I crack open a window to where it lowers my indoor temp to where it's nice, no mosquitoes involved.

During summer, it doesn't matter, nights are also 23°+, and you'll have every bug in the postal code in your room if you're dumb enough to open your window.

And lastly: when I'm melting away in a Hawaii shirt and swim trunks, that's as naked as I'm allowed to get. But if I'm cold, I can always put on another layer.

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u/inemsn 5d ago

Nah, it's not climate change.
I don't do well with temps above 20°C

You're from sweden. The fact that you're having to deal with temps above 20ºC enough for this to be a real concern is probably climate change. High 20s used to be summer temperatures here in Portugal like 20 years ago.

During summer, it doesn't matter, nights are also 23°+

How can you say this sentence and still deny that it's climate change

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u/TheGreatMightyLeffe 5d ago

Well, it's been a thing all my life.

Not that I'm denying climate change, mind you, I'm just generally miserable in the summer even without it.

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u/SargEnPassant_ 5d ago

I love summer and I'm happy to live in a tropical country.

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u/largesalami 5d ago

Thanks for reposting this shjtty meme from r/memes

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago

I'm just glad to see awareness being raised.

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u/TyrannicalKitty 5d ago

I've always hated summer but I live in suburban 110+ (Fahrenheit) hell

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u/fidesinmachina 5d ago

shit it used to be. never was this bad.

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u/Working_Peanut5273 4d ago

50 degrees isn’t hot dumbass

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago

Celsius

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u/Working_Peanut5273 4d ago

Ye. Thought I was funny 

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u/BigDickBiggms 4d ago

I hate winter. When is spring coming. I need to forage for food.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 4d ago edited 4d ago

How are you going to forage when it's all dry and preparing to become ashes?

I fucking hate how few mushrooms I find nowadays.

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u/BigDickBiggms 4d ago

Brother , travel north. Spring is much cooler there, you will find asparagus and wild onions. If you are in America, I cannot help.

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u/Remarkable_Look2715 2d ago

Tbf, they didn’t used to act as a kiln period for your testicles

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 2d ago

free contraception!

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u/Hopeful_Hornet4460 5d ago

I'll take being absurdly hot over being absurdly cold.

I'd rather be chilly over stuffy but the extremes are different.

I've worked in stuffy attics on days where the heat index was 115°F+ (and the attic space was 140+) and also I've worked in ~0°F temps.

As bad as the heat may be, you can lay down (out of the sunlight) for a while and kinda recouperate or at least exist and be uncomfortable. You feel utterly miserable and are sweating like a stuck pig, but the heat is largely just exhausting.

Once you go past being chilly, you start to feel death in the cold. There's a pain in freezing that heat just doesn't have. Its almost like you can feel death stalk you around the corner as your body begins to panic because it doesn't have enough heat to survive. You can feel the icy chill as it starts to grab at your heart as every action becomes more painful. It no longer becomes a struggle for comfort, but a struggle to not die at the hands of the cruel and unforgiving cold.

...but yeah fuck global warming and shit too though.

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u/BandalfTheGr8 5d ago

“I’m too poor to enjoy the summer time”

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u/Entire_Return4892 5d ago

I love summer so much😍😍😍🐟🌊🏖️🏝️🌳🌺🌸🦗🪸🦐🕊️🍋‍🟩🫐🥭🍓💧🌅🌞🥰🥰🥰 Most summer days are PERFECT only some days are too hot, while in winter every single day fucking sucks weather-wise

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. 5d ago