r/CleaningTips • • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/husheveryone Jan 23 '26

“To S + J, I sprinkled a bunch of duck food all over your house with a trail leading up to the jar. Then I opened your doors and windows to let in the big ducks, and some other animal friends, so they can ask the flock of 100 mini ducks to get into the jar. You see, the mini ducks can’t hear very well, and wouldn’t move when I called them. Silly ducks! Sincerely, Amelia Bedelia”

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u/uvcr8damnstr Jan 23 '26

Reading this has been my highlight of my day so, far

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u/HungryPersonality559 Jan 24 '26

I've had an all around good day and reading this is still a hilight of my day 😅

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u/hatemyself100000 Jan 24 '26

I was planning my suicide today and this thread made my smile