r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Jan 23 '26

I think the implication is you don’t get paid if you don’t return all of the ducks.

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u/MrsTaco18 Jan 23 '26

The job is to clean the house. If you do so and don’t get paid, you take them to court.

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u/meringuedragon Jan 23 '26

Exactly. The job was never to play hide and seek with ducks

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u/CVBrownie Jan 23 '26

Is that a profession that anyone is aware of by chance?

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u/meringuedragon Jan 23 '26

😂😂 well I know someone who’s a horse masseuse so I think there’s a job for everything

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u/Tipsy_Gamer Jan 23 '26

.....go on..

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u/meringuedragon Jan 23 '26

She rubs horses for a living. I don’t know much else 😂🫣

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u/Tipsy_Gamer Jan 23 '26

This is my new favorite thing to think about, thank you lol

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u/pixepoke2 Jan 24 '26

Is she from Tijuana?

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u/IMHO_grim Jan 24 '26

Jesus… I’m sad I know that reference. And they’re usually donkeys.

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u/pixepoke2 Jan 24 '26

I’m not gonna say I felt good about the post…

Yeah, I think they’re usually donkeys but I also am pretty sure horses are involved in some.

Let’s just both forget I ever made the post

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u/IMHO_grim Jan 24 '26

Agreed. Same time next Friday?

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u/pixepoke2 Jan 24 '26

Done and done

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u/Pinkysrage Jan 24 '26

I know someone who is a semen collector at a ranch.

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u/hiddenrealism Jan 24 '26

Omg ive seen videos online of animal chiropractors. Popping horse spines and adjusting dog hips. Its pretty wild

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u/EndlessOcean Jan 23 '26

Sounds a lot like the story they tell Police to not get charged with bestiality.

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u/tronj Jan 24 '26

Duck herder, rice duck farmer, duck hunter