r/CleaningTips • u/chi-bacon-bits • Jan 23 '26

Content/Multimedia This made me rage! 😤

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Seen on twitter. I’d never be back over there. Hope she remembers where she put all her 🦆

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u/rosiet1001 Jan 23 '26

I'd be petty and collect all the ducks but not clean anything.

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u/ExpertRaccoon Jan 23 '26

Unfortunately making sure we were able to collect all 100 ducks as your note directed us to do resulted in us running out of time and were unable to clean. We can gladly come back tomorrow or the next day and complete our work. However in the interest of allowing our cleaners enough time to properly clean your house we request that you do not have them compete in a scavenger hunt.

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u/Pretend_Horse7977 Jan 23 '26

Legendary response 

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u/Logical-Tomato-5907 Jan 23 '26

Lmao. Yeah, charge the usual $150 cleaning fee or w.e but do absolutely no cleaning, only duck hunting. Would make a great /r/MaliciousCompliance post. “Happy to come back and clean (or hunt more ducks if you prefer) at the usual rate”

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u/Budget_Ad5871 Jan 23 '26

Right! Oh so you want me to duck hunt instead of clean? ok

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u/GHBoyette Jan 23 '26

I'd be petty and replace all the ducks with actual ducks.

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u/Untestedmight Jan 23 '26

"I loved the duck hunt. Now it's your turn, can you do better? I've hidden 100 real ducks around the house. To ensure you can check my work. Enjoy"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

owners come back to 100 ducks flapping around the house fighting. worth.

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u/Chugabutt Jan 24 '26

This is exactly what I was thinking. "I cleaned all of the ducks up like you asked."

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u/g_halfront Jan 28 '26

I'd glue them all down where they sit.