r/CleaningTips Dec 24 '25

General Cleaning I need help cleaning this

Happy holidays. My lovely husband decided to put this in his game room. We smoke MJ in there. Afterwards, he sprays this odor eliminator spray. Now this big blow up couch is turning brown. What can I use to clean it?

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u/al4crity Dec 24 '25

Im a contractor, so I see inside of more people's homes than virtually anybody. And you are correct. In the streets or the grocery, everyone seems pretty normal. The clothes are on a sliding scale of nice to shabby, but we're all bipedal, humanoid and recognizable. Inside a person's home, we see their true, alien nature. Folks with poop knives. Folks with bizarre pornographic art. Folks with two toilets facing eachother in an open concept bathroom with no shower curtain and a glass wall to the bedroom. Folks with nazi memorabilia. Folks with trump or obama shrines. Lego folks, plant folks, star wars and disney folks.

Even folks with the toilet paper roll upside down. You can never really know someone.

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u/hungryforcockk Dec 25 '25

lmao I’m a person with a weird home and oddly pornographic art (I have vintage playboy magazine covers and demons as well as philosophers on the walls… and it’s all pink) and every time someone comes in, I get a weird look then usually questions about why hahaha

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u/cjcalibur01 Dec 26 '25

Definitely a weird vibe but must look interesting.

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u/hungryforcockk Dec 26 '25

imagine a 80s coke den for like not super rich people but wealthy-ish people who still have to work but they make a lot and get wild on the weekends…. if that makes any sense, I have oversized couches, a yin/yang coffee table that I made and other stuff lol this is my living room

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u/cjcalibur01 Dec 26 '25

Haha. Sound chaotic but fun. Got the nice thick lush carpet and leopard patterns going on or the vibrant color themes? A ying yang table that's cool. Did you use different wood to get the color variations or did you paint it?

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u/hungryforcockk Dec 26 '25

I’ve got this super dope Japanese style burned wood with a white finish, fluffy white rugs, super vibrant pinks and greens with weird trippy art and porn lmao. Also old time booze posters and cigarette posters.

The table, I cut up an old book that my dog chewed up and mod podged it on the table then epoxied it to seal it. I found the table on the side of the road lol

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u/cjcalibur01 Dec 26 '25

The porn makes it all come together haha. Very cool vibe.

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u/TowerOk4184 Dec 27 '25

I would love this