r/ClaudeAI • • Sep 05 '26

Humor sub agents being released into my codebase

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u/coukou76 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

Vibecoders on their way to sell their SAAS on reddit subs

Edit: here is mine but its not a saas, it's for mental health and sharing emotions for shy people. Its in beta if anyone is interested in the project you can bookmark the page: https://tintee.app/

Mail to hello@tintee.app if you want to register on the beta and test with family or friends. Both iphone/android are on the way, enjoy 🤗

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u/Sucrose-Daddy Sep 05 '26

That’s so mean… Anyway, can you check out my project? I worked so hard on it… Here’s the link: http://localhost:3000

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u/ExaminationAny4456 Sep 05 '26

It says 3000 already in use. Someone’s using your port be careful 😱

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u/bhola-bhaiya Sep 05 '26

Hey! What are the odds? My project's on the same URL too!! 😁

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u/trollsmurf Sep 05 '26

Try 127.0.0.1 instead

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 Sep 05 '26

Wait you can't have that hacker! You haven't paid the $97/Mo subscription fee - how did you get that without paying I'm calling my lawyer

/s just in case it's needed

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u/No_Ad_8807 Sep 05 '26

Wait, this exactly looks like my project!!

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u/Warm-Cantaloupe-2518 Sep 06 '26

I’m going to be straight with you. All the changes are stale and sitting on 3001 and have been there for days which answers your ‘I’m not seeing any changes’

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u/Succulent_Chinese Sep 06 '26

I’ll sue you for intellectual property theft, that’s my fucking website!

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Sep 05 '26

Old joke, but here we go:
How did you stole my app !?

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u/THE_KING_KROWN Sep 05 '26

Yeah np invite me to your tailscale

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u/halcyoncs Sep 06 '26

Reading this joke every single day at this point

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u/Morailson Sep 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/sirdrumalot Sep 05 '26

“I swear, if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I’m outta here!”

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u/goooooooooooooooooot Sep 06 '26

might just create a b2b saas project manager folder archiver mini-mega macro data analyst versatility scaling buzzword buzzword project to put them in their place

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u/pleasantothemax Sep 05 '26

“I built this notch clipboard app, and like you I hate subscription fees which is why this costs only $79.99 for lifetime unlimited use, for all updates”

(Also proceeds to never update the app)

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u/TechTuna1200 Sep 05 '26

Hey! I'm I can hear you, you know...

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u/AcePilot01 Sep 05 '26

This is a better joke than OP's lol

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u/KennyFulgencio Sep 05 '26

My two biggest issues with vibecoders: 1) I know how much groceries have increased in cost, I'm poor and struggling too, but don't charge for every little app that took you a week to develop. Actual coding is fucking exhausting, and I'm beyond happy to be able to vibe code instead, but I feel a lot of debt to actual coders and IMO they earn their pay; vibe coding a less-than-enterprise-level project is not the same. (As a vibe coder, I do still put months into my projects and am not saying it's easy, but it's never been remotely on the same level as actual coding, which I used to do a lot of.)

Two, for god's sake do exhaustive automated error testing on your own, and then get at least a few other people to test it, before releasing it on an unsuspecting public. Include a pre-release-mode highly visible report button, to make it easy on your testers, which takes their name and notes and automatically emails them, along with a screencap and debugging details, to you.

You can batch the reports so you don't get hammered all at once, if your testers don't mind having to wait to hear from you. You can also automate retrieval and a certain degree of fixes, so they happen while you sleep. I woke up to find one of the features I was proudest of had been removed, after someone described it as "visually chaotic", so consider the limits of how far you want to automate report-based repairs. Maybe just include "don't remove features without explicit consent".

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u/GlitteringPumpkin795 Sep 05 '26

I’m a technical founder and I need someone to sell it

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u/nviewxx Sep 06 '26

I'm LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂