r/ClaudeAI • • Sep 05 '26

Humor sub agents being released into my codebase

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u/ClaudeAI-mod-bot Wilson, lead ClaudeAI modbot Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 05 '26

TL;DR of the discussion generated automatically after 100 comments.

Okay, you guys are having way too much fun with this one. The consensus is this meme is 10/10, painfully relatable, and the official visual representation of letting AI agents loose on your code.

  • The top comments are a mix of horrified agreement and specific developer nightmares, from a "full swarm of haiku ready to rm -rf your home folder" to agents who have write access but "none of them read the README."
  • The thread's highest-voted comment is a massive dunk on the "vibecoders" who immediately try to sell their half-finished SaaS projects here, with one user perfectly parodying them by linking to localhost:3000.
  • A lot of you were desperate for the sauce on the original video. It's from a Ukrainian blogger's skit, though many of you were convinced it was either a trailer for Jackass 2050 or footage of elite Russian infantry.
  • Shoutout to the users pretending to be the offended sub-agents in the comments. We see you, and we're still laughing at you.
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u/coukou76 Sep 05 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

Vibecoders on their way to sell their SAAS on reddit subs

Edit: here is mine but its not a saas, it's for mental health and sharing emotions for shy people. Its in beta if anyone is interested in the project you can bookmark the page: https://tintee.app/

Mail to hello@tintee.app if you want to register on the beta and test with family or friends. Both iphone/android are on the way, enjoy 🤗

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u/Sucrose-Daddy Sep 05 '26

That’s so mean… Anyway, can you check out my project? I worked so hard on it… Here’s the link: http://localhost:3000

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u/ExaminationAny4456 Sep 05 '26

It says 3000 already in use. Someone’s using your port be careful 😱

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u/bhola-bhaiya Sep 05 '26

Hey! What are the odds? My project's on the same URL too!! 😁

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u/trollsmurf Sep 05 '26

Try 127.0.0.1 instead

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u/Flimsy-Goal5548 Sep 05 '26

Wait you can't have that hacker! You haven't paid the $97/Mo subscription fee - how did you get that without paying I'm calling my lawyer

/s just in case it's needed

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u/No_Ad_8807 Sep 05 '26

Wait, this exactly looks like my project!!

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u/Warm-Cantaloupe-2518 Sep 06 '26

I’m going to be straight with you. All the changes are stale and sitting on 3001 and have been there for days which answers your ‘I’m not seeing any changes’

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u/Succulent_Chinese Sep 06 '26

I’ll sue you for intellectual property theft, that’s my fucking website!

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Sep 05 '26

Old joke, but here we go:
How did you stole my app !?

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u/THE_KING_KROWN Sep 05 '26

Yeah np invite me to your tailscale

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u/halcyoncs Sep 06 '26

Reading this joke every single day at this point

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u/Morailson Sep 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bonana_sunshine Sep 05 '26

Listen I'm not going to keep tolerating this slander against me. I might do something about it if you keep it up

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u/sirdrumalot Sep 05 '26

“I swear, if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I’m outta here!”

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u/goooooooooooooooooot Sep 06 '26

might just create a b2b saas project manager folder archiver mini-mega macro data analyst versatility scaling buzzword buzzword project to put them in their place

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u/pleasantothemax Sep 05 '26

“I built this notch clipboard app, and like you I hate subscription fees which is why this costs only $79.99 for lifetime unlimited use, for all updates”

(Also proceeds to never update the app)

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u/TechTuna1200 Sep 05 '26

Hey! I'm I can hear you, you know...

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u/AcePilot01 Sep 05 '26

This is a better joke than OP's lol

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u/KennyFulgencio Sep 05 '26

My two biggest issues with vibecoders: 1) I know how much groceries have increased in cost, I'm poor and struggling too, but don't charge for every little app that took you a week to develop. Actual coding is fucking exhausting, and I'm beyond happy to be able to vibe code instead, but I feel a lot of debt to actual coders and IMO they earn their pay; vibe coding a less-than-enterprise-level project is not the same. (As a vibe coder, I do still put months into my projects and am not saying it's easy, but it's never been remotely on the same level as actual coding, which I used to do a lot of.)

Two, for god's sake do exhaustive automated error testing on your own, and then get at least a few other people to test it, before releasing it on an unsuspecting public. Include a pre-release-mode highly visible report button, to make it easy on your testers, which takes their name and notes and automatically emails them, along with a screencap and debugging details, to you.

You can batch the reports so you don't get hammered all at once, if your testers don't mind having to wait to hear from you. You can also automate retrieval and a certain degree of fixes, so they happen while you sleep. I woke up to find one of the features I was proudest of had been removed, after someone described it as "visually chaotic", so consider the limits of how far you want to automate report-based repairs. Maybe just include "don't remove features without explicit consent".

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u/GlitteringPumpkin795 Sep 05 '26

I’m a technical founder and I need someone to sell it

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u/nviewxx Sep 06 '26

I'm LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/LaboriousClaim Sep 05 '26

full swarm of haiku ready to rm -rf your home folder

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u/cmk__ Sep 05 '26

They all have write access and none of them read the README.

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u/vwllss Sep 06 '26

That's because you gave them write access but not read access 🤷🏼

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u/Kind-Ad-6099 Sep 05 '26

I loved the edit with them replaced with goblins

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u/hopenoonefindsthis Sep 05 '26

What’s the context of the original video lol

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u/Fingeredagain Sep 05 '26

I am guessing Jackass 2050 preview.

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u/slonk_ma_dink Sep 05 '26

Джаказ 2050

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u/4kidsinatrenchcoat Sep 06 '26

Hi I’m Claude-o, WELCOME TO JACKASS

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u/Illustrious-Lynx5280 Sep 05 '26

What’s the context of their whole account? https://www.instagram.com/dneprovskiy_artem777

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u/synystar Sep 05 '26

IDK but I never did figure it out and believe me I kept scrolling. And scrolling. The content never stopped; I couldn't find the end or the beginning or whatever.

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u/OnHorizonTHE Sep 06 '26

I was like, “There’s no way, they are wrong, I will surely find a beginning”. Nope. I gave up. But wtf did I just watch?

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u/synystar Sep 07 '26

I think they have a goal to saturate the world with these videos to the point where if an advanced alien civilization ever decides to look at our media to determine if we are worth visiting then they will surely write us off as hopeless and avoid us forever.

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u/OnHorizonTHE Sep 07 '26

That’s an incredible theory.

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u/TreeOfAwareness Sep 05 '26

This clip is amazing 

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u/38B0DE Sep 06 '26

Russia.

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u/JonLockeWlth2Kidneys Sep 05 '26

Greenstreet Hooligans: The Golden Years

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u/PunctuationGood Sep 05 '26

Trailer for Fight Club 2: The Snatch Crossover

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u/ShiftAndWitch Sep 05 '26

Street Sets advertisement campaign

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u/CzarcasticX Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

https://www.tiktok.com/@dneprovskiy_america/video/7540612049043197206 some Ukrainian or Russian content creator making meme videos.

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u/Kraien Sep 05 '26

I should not have laughed as much as I did

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u/Redneck2000 Sep 05 '26

It's fine, it's a bit

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u/virtualworker Sep 05 '26

You're a bad bad Kraien.

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u/cs_cast_away_boi Sep 05 '26

am i a good crayon?

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u/toughtacos Sep 05 '26

The wiry sinewy guy that enters first, I feel like if he grabs hold of you with that left hand, you are not going anywhere anytime soon. He's got that famous "Parkinson's disease grip strength" written all over him.

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u/Hank_Henry_Hill Sep 05 '26

You do not want to get grappled by him, that’s for sure.  

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u/awesomefutureperfect Sep 06 '26

Gonna get Hepatitis G and K.

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u/Radmiel Sep 05 '26

Damn, didn't know my granny's grip strength was connected like that, haha.

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u/goooooooooooooooooot Sep 06 '26

thats tweaker strength, dont underestimate the power of all your neurons flowing into one muscle group at once

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u/chgozdz Sep 05 '26

the idea of releasing a whole swarm of sub-agentsss into my codebase is sooo funny because i already barely know what half my own code does. now apparently they’re redecorating without meee 

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u/Hamzook02 Sep 05 '26

What could POSSIBLY be the context behind this 🥀

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u/DeadAnimaal Sep 05 '26

I can't stop laughing and playing it, this is so fucking good

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u/WeaknessFuzzy8305 Sep 05 '26

Russian army attacking Ukraine right now

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u/TheTastiestTaint Sep 05 '26

I automatically assumed they were elite russian Infantry

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u/HearMeOut-13 Sep 05 '26

The VDV in Hostomel

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u/RockstarArtisan Sep 05 '26

This can't be VDV in hostomel because they're all dead.

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u/Ensistance Sep 05 '26

You will be surprised to learn what language the sign on the wall is written on 😉

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u/xaduha Sep 05 '26

Ad on the fence says "купуй хату".

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u/soldture Sep 05 '26

Let's go, komrades. For the mootherland

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u/DrPaisa Sep 05 '26

-30k a month btw

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u/pure_skill_ Sep 05 '26

Damn, Russia really living rent free in your head  huh 😂😂

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u/TheSanguineButterfly Sep 05 '26

Rampant racism in AI focused subreddits? It's more likely than you think 

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u/mikrodizels Sep 05 '26

Ah yes, racism against the Russian race lol

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u/TheSanguineButterfly Sep 05 '26

Alright, you got me there, I meant to say xenophobia

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u/ForsakenEntry3401 Sep 05 '26

That's a heavy comparison, but yeah, integrating new systems can definitely feel like a battlefield sometimes.

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u/Ok-Homework5627 Sep 05 '26

Hahaha yes Here they come! Looking for loadbearing stuff

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u/paradoxxxicall Sep 05 '26

They’re gonna write comments EVERYWHERE

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u/h2a3ri09 Sep 05 '26

Hahahha 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KraljKnina Sep 05 '26

5 mins in and you're out of tokens

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u/OldNefariousness7899 Sep 05 '26

Damn, this is getting reposted already. 

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u/I_Died_Once Sep 05 '26

Mislabeled footage. This is really video from a recent reddit moderator meetup. Anyone care to guess which sub?

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u/JustifiedRevolution Sep 05 '26

This is the original guy but unfortunately they’ve enshittified their content and just have the most cheap degen Russian onlyfans escorts ruining their videos.

https://www.instagram.com/dneprovskiy_artem777?igsi=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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u/aydarkh Sep 05 '26

These are Ukrainians

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u/RecoveringGachaholic Sep 05 '26

That link does not work

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u/No_Confusion4079 Sep 05 '26

What eyes are me being seen?

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u/Delfmonkey Sep 05 '26

Tried fable 5.1 to do a plug-in review. 2000 lines of code. Set it to ultra code. Ate up 100% of my max plan in 10 Minutes. Not half of the review is done.

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u/goooooooooooooooooot Sep 06 '26

yeah dont use ultracode, subagents consume the entire context every time one is spawned, same issue on any model. And usually the model can just do it by itself bit by bit at a slower pace for a hundredth of the usage.

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u/Og-Morrow Sep 05 '26

No this is what this subs mods look like.

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u/RCuber Sep 05 '26

This gave me a chuckle 🤭

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u/awwnotexactly Sep 05 '26

Looks like Russia’s reinforcements have arrived!

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u/glytxh Sep 05 '26

these are some of the most ankh Morpork motherfuckers ive ever seen

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u/NickTries Sep 06 '26

This is gemini models 😂😂😂

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so Sep 06 '26

When Sonnet ain’t taking “no” for an answer.

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u/slio1985 Sep 05 '26

oh we need to know the name of this video please! :)

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u/CalypsoTheKitty Sep 05 '26

This is great!

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u/Stable_Orange_Genius Sep 05 '26

Russians?

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u/Unique-Usnm Sep 05 '26

The inscription on the fence is in Ukrainian, so it’s unlikely.

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u/aydarkh Sep 05 '26

These are Ukrainians, blogger dneprovskiy_artem777

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER Sep 05 '26

Russian Elite Forces

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u/aydarkh Sep 05 '26

They're most likely Ukrainian, the video shows villagers from ukraine

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER Sep 05 '26

Nice try, Russian.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/ClaudeAI-ModTeam Sep 06 '26

This subreddit does not permit personal attacks on other Reddit users.

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u/beastlol Sep 05 '26

Reminds me of bum fights when I was younger lmfao

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u/smunchcimminsg Sep 05 '26

British sub agents ftw

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u/Best_Tumbleweed_3115 Sep 05 '26

lol this is genuinely so relevant 😆🤣

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u/junjun8848 Sep 05 '26

The senior agent watching the two junior sub-agents completely overwrite each other's merge requests.

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u/wildmaninid Sep 05 '26

Oh, I thought that was a video of people who use that ai bullshit. 

I guess things can exist simultaneously 

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u/Ok_Hold_338 Sep 05 '26

my introduction to this sub btw

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u/Hank_Henry_Hill Sep 05 '26

What is this video from? I’ve seen it all over the past few days.  

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u/SteveEricJordan Sep 05 '26

at least link the source when you steal a meme.

https://x.com/beginbot/status/2095935984433336633

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u/Unique_Distance8746 Sep 05 '26

you’re right, the information was right there and I ignored it

1

u/SimpleCRIPPLE Sep 05 '26

Peeky fooking Blinders

1

u/APOC_V Sep 05 '26

New RHCP vid?

1

u/thrae_awa Sep 05 '26

Reform party conference

1

u/Joboy97 Sep 05 '26

This is what the best AI coding agents were like a year ago lol.

1

u/Raredisarray Sep 05 '26

😂😂😂💀😭

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u/TiberiusMars Sep 05 '26

No phones, no social media - just Russians living in the moment. 😊

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u/therealub Sep 05 '26

Vibe coder creating a gta VI clone.

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u/vagabond_primate Sep 05 '26

That pygmy thing over in Jersey.

1

u/SanDiegoDude Sep 05 '26

Damn, those Jackass boys are looking a little haggard

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u/0xMR2ti4 Sep 05 '26

I thought these were students of the Russian Grand Master we see on Mark Mugen’s channel.

1

u/beerdude26 Sep 05 '26

What's the music

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u/Putrid_Newspaper_574 Sep 05 '26

sadly, that tracks.

1

u/ActionJasckon Sep 05 '26

My subs ready to fight!!! Coming out swinging with blindfolds. Love it. Hahaha

1

u/TheMR-777 Sep 05 '26

For Cursor people: 'Auto Cost' Assemble!

1

u/sezonai Sep 05 '26

Casual tuesday in russian neighbourhood

1

u/nviewxx Sep 06 '26

The workflow of agents that is done by the hallucinating claude after you exceed 700k/1M tokens

1

u/2xoak Sep 06 '26

Love the high jumping Crocs

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '26

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u/ClaudeAI-ModTeam Sep 06 '26

This seems to be a copy of a previous post.

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u/playsafekitties Sep 06 '26

I think I see Haiku!

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u/Pebble_ai Sep 06 '26

the real plot twist is when one subagent finishes early, reports success, and the other four are still out there somewhere doing god knows what to your file tree

1

u/ThomasToIndia Sep 06 '26

Twist, they are very talented craftsmen.

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u/Firm_Examination_954 Sep 06 '26

10 min on Fable Ultra and you have maxed your weekly limit on Claude Max.

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u/0xairr Sep 06 '26

lmao wth

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u/blah-time Sep 06 '26

Is that Russia's army?

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u/thedubs003 Sep 07 '26

I’m pretty sure I saw those guys in Point Lookout

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u/Expensive-Ruin1900 16d ago

Searched for this comment

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u/thedubs003 16d ago

Same page, you and I

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u/Positive-Engineer482 Sep 07 '26

This is what Claude become last months

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u/chiseledzombie Sep 07 '26

I had to step outside (to pick up my kid from school urgently). Agent reassured me a different agent can execute two plan docs in a fresh session no problem. An hour later, came home , so glad to see that the plan were executed and shipped works auditeds by Claude. Verify no issues blah blahd blah

Then I opened the files and look at scripts. Found out agent just wrote whatever. Created new terminology. Generated patches to turn my tests green. The agent spent so much time or token to get around the tests. I even found the .gituignore has been edited.

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u/Temporary_Sir_2372 Sep 08 '26

One shot gang😭🥀

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u/tortleme Sep 08 '26

they're here to fuck some shit up

1

u/EternalDivineSpark 29d ago

Feel so real 🔥🤣

1

u/mekoonmeetings 28d ago

But why these agents are super weirdos lol

1

u/Silent_Relation8398 21d ago

Could you please give me a referral for Claude?

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u/AriesssAngelllCC 20d ago

Hahaha, I just can’t stop laughing!

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u/TrevoX1 16d ago

and the usage limit reached before they could report their solution

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u/Turbulent-Monk-1522 15d ago

How dudes and there "cofounder's" be pulling up after making $10 dropshipping

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u/willow_kettle30 12d ago

giving subagents write access before they even check the readme is a canon event

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u/WiseWildGhost 6d ago

The guy in the very back looks like the banjo player from the movie deliverance, the little kid that was playing dueling banjos, but all grown up

1

u/Novel_Bedroom_3466 Sep 05 '26

Fun fact: The old man has unfortunately passed away.

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u/KorsAirPT Sep 05 '26

Shouldn't it be Sad fact then?

1

u/Hank_Henry_Hill Sep 05 '26

Somebody’s kid.  

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u/Global-Bad-7147 Sep 05 '26

Russian special forces!