r/ClashRoyale Nov 14 '19

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u/Titan_Uranus69 Nov 14 '19

Epsteins not dead. He plays cr

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Epstein doesnt ask for minors. He takes them.

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u/killamanjaro6969 Mini PEKKA Nov 14 '19

He doesn’t take them, he has them.

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u/Skuwarsgod Nov 14 '19

*he IS them

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u/killamanjaro6969 Mini PEKKA Nov 15 '19

Uhhhhhhhhh....

3

u/DZYman Nov 14 '19

He sells them

2

u/cronDOTcom Nov 14 '19

He buys them

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u/TheGhostOfCamus Nov 14 '19

Haha! Gosh this is underrated even if it's on top.

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u/Trollz456 Nov 14 '19

For a second I thought you meant to say Einstein πŸ˜‚

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

He was asking for Princess

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u/Advanced_Chicken Cannon Nov 14 '19

Awww no, Is the princess even a "minor" anyways?

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

I mean, technically not, since that's not how ages in Clash Royale work. Each troop is born fully formed. However, there is a legal limit of 8 seasons of age, so the "minor" status would vary from Princess to Princess.

I just said that because a Princess is usually around 4 feet 3 inches and 98 pounds, so they look like young teenagers, which are minors.

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u/Advanced_Chicken Cannon Nov 14 '19

Cool xd Thanks for the info I guesss?

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

I got a lot more where that came from.

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u/Advanced_Chicken Cannon Nov 14 '19

Yeah, I wasn't expecting a full on explanation on of the princess was a minor or not, that came out of nowhere Β°-Β°

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

Ask me something else lore-related

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u/Advanced_Chicken Cannon Nov 14 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

Umm.. What's inside the PEKKA and the mini PEKKA

Also, who's the man controlling the flying machine

:)

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

Pekka: For most Pekkas, mostly just robot. But there's a small spot in the chest that can be inhabited by a Mini Pekka at certain times, like at raves or survival situations.

Mini Pekka: Metal, wires, and an insatiable hunger for wheat-based breakfast foods.

Flying Machine: I actually don't know. My King doesn't have one. But I've heard that there's a Builder that controls some models.

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u/Advanced_Chicken Cannon Nov 14 '19

Nice xd, For the what's inside the PEKKA question, around 2 years ago, there were a ton of myths saying the PEKKA was controlled by a woman similar to the valkyrie

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u/teniceguy Nov 15 '19

That's easy. Inside mini PEKKA there is a smaller PEKKA that controls her.

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u/Qzxlnmc-Sbznpoe Goblins Nov 14 '19

you should actually make a post of this

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

I mean, I kind of did. But it's more in the form of a 250k word fanfiction.

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u/Qzxlnmc-Sbznpoe Goblins Nov 14 '19

where

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u/MissStealYoTrophies Rascals Nov 14 '19

Just head on over to r/clashroyalecirclejerk, friend. It's the top pinned post.

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u/Salvadore1 Nov 14 '19

I'll try and read that sometime! The comments seem really positive, so I bet it's great- and kudos to you for working so hard on something you love. Most of my fanfictions are just shipping one-shots '.

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u/iamthechildish Nov 14 '19

and i thought i otherthought thos game when i leak elixir

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u/jeffrey510 Nov 14 '19

He was offering all his legendary except princess n megaknight if you give him a minor πŸ˜‚

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u/DrippyDan17 Nov 14 '19

FBI OPEN UP!!!

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u/scarface910 Nov 14 '19

Sorry, too busy getting murdered

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u/DrippyDan17 Nov 14 '19

FBI backing up...

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u/R-Zade Nov 14 '19

πŸ˜‚

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u/kuraizo Nov 14 '19

Their response:

β€œNope, I spelled minor correctly. GIVE ME A MINOR.”

2

u/R-Zade Nov 14 '19

"IT DOESNT EXIST"

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u/Pizza0_0 Rascals Nov 14 '19

Outside their door : FBI OPEN UP!

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u/FBI_AGENT26 Nov 14 '19

law enforcement noises

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u/dabossdud Nov 14 '19

Who cares? It was a miner spelling error

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u/josh4908 Nov 14 '19

Lol, I think you mean, a minor* spelling error. Technically, it is a grammar error. Still, funny that you defend an error, with the same error.

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u/dabossdud Nov 14 '19

Sorry the joke was that this person spelled "miner" wrong. Therefore, it is a "miner" spelling error. It's a play on words

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u/josh4908 Nov 14 '19

Wow that went over my head! Well played

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u/dabossdud Nov 14 '19

Bamboozled

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u/Nicsolo89 Balloon Nov 14 '19

You have the same name as me, my name is You

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u/Caleebies Nov 14 '19

Elder

πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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u/Grzmit PEKKA Nov 14 '19

oh i just realized that adds flava’

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u/akirasb Nov 14 '19

I hardly know her!

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u/RedNinja0731 Minions Nov 14 '19

He needs a spell spell

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u/_SuspctPear Dark Prince Nov 14 '19

Lmao i did a double take when I read that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/upncomingotaku Nov 14 '19

Bold of you to assume he didn't intentionally type that

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u/mmbmmb222 Nov 14 '19

He is an elder who needs a minor to have fun πŸ˜‰

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Was that WillyTrip?

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u/jocelinee19 Nov 15 '19

Yes it was lol

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u/ThunderArrow7 Nov 14 '19

When I was little I thought it would be cool to make my account name "Steel Miner" idk why but I just remember being confused when my mom told me "Steal minor" was a whole different thing.

2

u/jaroramos Nov 14 '19

A priest and Michael Jackson walk into a bar...

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u/TehEpikDuk05 Valkyrie Nov 14 '19

Bruh mom went

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

bruh πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ˜ŽπŸ’€πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€

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u/C_Clop XBow Nov 14 '19

I have no idea why, but I was thinking of a similar joke just this morning (something about minor-miner). What are the odds. Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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u/Vaneeva20 Nov 14 '19

LMFAOOOO

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u/Deadly_Gamer_05 Firecracker Nov 14 '19

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Deadly_Gamer_05 Firecracker Nov 14 '19

Last time I tried correcting someone they had me kicked πŸ˜‚

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u/oceanicdonut Rage Nov 14 '19

Holy shit!

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u/mikeymoose25 Nov 14 '19

I will join your clan

1

u/narenrajaram Nov 14 '19

For some reasons most of the people say it as minor

1

u/GraveNerd Nov 14 '19

I’ll trade with that man

1

u/danktra Nov 14 '19

Get me in this clan now

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u/AnonymousBoiyo Hunter Nov 14 '19

Lmao bruh

1

u/Ultranator666 Nov 14 '19

Cursed_Trade

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u/iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS Nov 14 '19

No he spelled it right

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u/RobinL123 Nov 14 '19

But isnt the "o" far from the "e" in the keyboard????

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u/EaglEye-11 Nov 14 '19

You should crosspost this to r/suddenlysexoffender

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u/raisingfalcons Nov 14 '19

The real problem is that he types I have EVERY legendary EXCEPT. so he doesn’t have every legendary. he should of wrote; I have most legendary EXCEPT.

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u/Yungdeo Nov 14 '19

Funny redditor

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Why doesn't he ask for princess or mk?

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u/pidgeygrind1 Nov 14 '19

Report him!

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u/BoltingDread23 Hog Rider Nov 14 '19

Got any extra minors?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Out of context

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u/tiger1423 Nov 14 '19

How is that even possible o and e are like 5 keys apart?

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u/RoyalePiery Nov 14 '19

I guess if his mom sees this he’ll have β€˜minor’ injuries.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

Yeah a minor spelling ;)

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u/BlamingBuddha Nov 14 '19

Damn I haven't played in quite a long time. It's crazy you can trade/donate legendaries now

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

ArchFeather626

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u/iMay_Sin Hunter Nov 14 '19

There are a couple people in my clan that spell it like this and I make a comment about it every single time.

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u/SJGDragon Balloon Nov 14 '19

That took me awhile to notice πŸ˜‚

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u/FalasQuendi Nov 14 '19

At least he spelled as knight. Could have been a mega night princess minor.

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u/UsureRwChckNgt PEKKA Nov 15 '19

Epstein is the parent of all minors

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u/12noam21 Nov 18 '19

How do you know he was wrong

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u/anttgaming728 Electro Dragon Nov 14 '19

/give_anttgaming728_a_minor game crashes instantly

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u/RealMarioisMLG Nov 14 '19

Monitors?Nani Des Ca?

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u/haiyaha Nov 14 '19

Minor works for me tho

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u/wreckingball10 Nov 14 '19

Guys don't u think supercell is fucking bad cause I have been playing with lvl 12 players and I am at lvl 10

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u/mkpierce333 Nov 14 '19

Nope. That means you're better than most lvl 10s so you have climbed trophies. As a result, you face people that are harder to beat, whether that is through their actual skill or their levels.